A Bit More Than Bros, Imma Be Real Wit Chu Anakin...

Where do I sign to be part of the Wolfpack?

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Alright, so I might have been slightly obsessed with Cody since he went from stoic professional to spin-kicking a droid within the first 5 minutes of the pilot movie.

Permanently on my force sensitive Fives agenda. Ft bonus sketch because all I could think about while drawing this was the “what do you have?” “a knife!” “NO” vine lol.

“Hey Ben who’s that in the picture with you?”

Codywan content for the soul 🤲

*Discussion through space. Hursh discussion*

Bly: I have an idea. Everyone of us loves their jetiise…

Rex: ExCuSe YOu.

Bly: Since everyone of us exclude this heartless di’kut loves their jetiise, we should confess. All at once. Our chances will be higher like that. 

Cody: …

Alpha-17: What? None of you confessed yet? You know what, I’m fucking general Fisto for a…

*high screeching through line, as if something bad, more likely Nautolan-shaped, happened to Alpha’s comm. Or to Alpha himself*

Cody: …

Wolffe: Good. I’ll open my feelings for Plo, you for General Secura, Cody - for General Kenobi. Today?

Cody: …

Fox: Give him a minute, he’s trying to understand what he is feeling.

Bly: What are you doing on this line, you don’t even have a jetii. 

Fox: Yes. And I envy you. I have feelings too, you know. So, so MANY FEELINGS. And no jetii.

Rex: Take mine. Please, take Skywalker, I’ll pay you with photos of General Secura.

Bly:  ExCuSe YOu?

Fox: You know WHAT, ungrateful brothers, I’ll go and confess my whatever to Chancellor Palpatine. Yes. Right now. Maybe he’ll let me call him Sheev.

*five minutes later*

Fox: Vode, we don’t have a problem. 

Bly: You mean, we do?

Fox: We don’t. Palpatine laughed at me, then said he is a Sith Lord Darth Sidious who started this war to turn this Republic into Empire to conquer and rule it. He was laughing so hard, he didn’t pay attention, so. Um. Now the Chancellor’s place is vacant. 

Bly: …

Wolffe: …

Cody *in a gentle voice*: I do have feelings for Obi-Wan?

Order 66 AU where Palpatine made one (1) fatal mistake and that was putting the Jedi into the military to whittle them down before his big damn triumph. You know. Like canon. Except that friendship is magic and love overcomes all odds and the Jedi have been right down there in the trenches saving clones, sharing their joys and griefs, and dying for them, while what's Palpatine and the Senate done for them lately, hm?

Palpatine: Execute Order 66!

Cody: . . . Yes my lord.

Cody: Welp guess we're Separatists.

Obi-Wan: We're what.

Cody: I presume you'll be taking control of the droid armies now?

Obi-Wan: What.

Cody: Or is the plan for Generals Windu or Yoda to handle that?

Obi-Wan: ... what....

Cody: Gotta say, sir, you should've done this years ago. The infiltration plot didn't need to go this long.

Obi-Wan: Infil--?

Cody: At least the rest of the war should take about a week without having to answer to the Republic's politicians.

Obi-Wan: . . . Hello, Force? It's me, Obi-Wan. I have a few questions...

Anakin is so sweet wtf he genuinely wanted to make Wrecker happy by letting him set off the detonator, such a tiny thing but he was on his own part of the mission, saw something and thought “Wrecker would like this I’m gonna get it for him” wtf and he JUST met him. He really does care so much about people and have such a big heart, I’m gonna miss my nice boy when he goes dark side in a few weeks 🥺

au where temple bombing and conspiracy arc happen at the same very confusing time. of course as we all know both barriss and ahsoka were framed. cue fives barriss and ahsoka on the run and they’re the only ones who know who the sith lord is