Todays gonna be better, right jegulus fandom?đđ
When your characterâs trauma starts hitting a little too close to home
dare I say jegulus variant
periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.
"that didnt happen in canon" and canon didnt happen at all, what is your point
Iâm so increadibly tired and done w everyone on TikTok being like:
âSirius would never be fem he would probably bully fem Siriusâ
or
âRegulus being trans doesnât make sense, he would brobably be transphobic aswellâ
or
âJegulus is Stupid and James would neverâ
or
âwhy does everyone have to be gay? Straight ppl exist!â
Like SHUT THE FUCK UP
THEY ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS MADE BY A TRANSPHIBUC PERSON
Let ppl enjoy whatever they want. They arenât hurting you.
âimagine caring so much about fictionâ imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories
James and sirius dramatically singing Don't Go Breaking My Heart while reg and remus hide in embarrassment
Birds - Jegulus meetcute microfic. 634 words.
Regulus pulls back and squints, shifting slightly before pulling his camera back up to his face. The birds heâs been trying to capture for ten minutes now have just settled on a branch and Regulus takes a soft step back, keeping his movements slow so as not to startle them. Heâs not even thinking about how his shoes sink slightly into the soft dirt. He had to step a bit off the path for this shot. Heâs just about to take the picture when a noise sounds behind him and the bird startle into the sky. Regulus kisses his teeth, turning to glare at the intruder.
A man walks towards him, talking animatedly into the mic on his earphone wire and utterly ignorant of what he just ruined.
Regulus maintains the glare because heâs nothing if not petty. The man doesnât even falter, merely shoots him a quick grin of politeness, followed closely by an eyebrow quirk at Regulusâ obvious irritation.
Shaking his head slightly, Regulus turns back, lifting his camera back to his eye and beginning to stride further into the brush to seek out the birds. Clearly unbothered, the man walks right past, never faltering in his steps or his conversation, which is in a language Regulus canât understand.
Regulus puts the rude stranger out of his mind, but then the voice is getting louder again and Regulus turns to see the stranger ripping his earphones from his ear.
â-and I would kick myself if I didnât at least say hi-â
Regulus realises heâs talking to him.
âWhat? â he asks, confused. The stranger smiles a sheepish grin and oh- heâs hot. Tall and tanned and clearly full of himself in a way that Regulus can just tell he can back up.
âI said, I saw you and I thought you were so cute and I was going to say hi and ask you what youâre photographing but I pussied out because you look kinda intimidating. But I would kick myself for the rest of the day if I didnât at least say hi, so hi!â
Regulus raises an eyebrow.
âBirdsâ he says shortly.
âHm?â The gorgeous stranger asks, confused.
Regulus raises his camera in one hand, tapping his forefinger against it and the man nods in understanding, a smile breaking over his face and oh fuck if it isnât the most dazzling thing Regulus has ever seen.
âThatâs awesome! Can I see?â
Regulus narrows his eyes, âno, you scared them away before I could get the shot.â
The stranger's brows draw together in such genuine distress Regulus has to fight the corners of his mouth.
âOh shit, I'm sorry, no wonder you gave me the evils, I thought you were just mean.â
Regulus tilts his head back slightly, surveying this boy a bit like heâs a fascinating bug âand yet you still came back to talk to me?â
âTo flirt with you,â the man corrects with a smirk, âand yes. I kinda like mean.â
Regulus feels his stomach fall and then immediately shoot upward again.
âSounds healthy,â he drawls dryly. The manâs grin just grows and Regulus knows heâs fucked.
âI know what I like,â he just shrugs. âIâm hoping you do too.â
Regulus considers him.
âRegulus,â he says at last. The man frowns quizzically for a moment before smiling again in understanding.
âJames,â he says easily, sidling closer as he does so. âItâs very nice to meet you Regulus.â
âHmm,â Regulus purses his lips. This boy is awfully cocky. Regulus would maybe like to take him down a peg- or two.
âWell, c'mon,â James nods his head towards the trees.
Regulus looks at him in question, âc'mon where?â
James looks expectantly at him, âto find you more birds!â
Regulusâ tongue darts to lick his lips, very dry all of a sudden.
What birds?
Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 618 words - âcoffeeâ
âHe doesnât like coffee. He likes tea; no milk, two sugars.â James interrupts the random guy thatâs been trying to ask Regulus out for coffee for the last ten minutes.
âOh, okay⊠well, umâŠ?â The guy looks at James then back to Regulus and raises his eyebrows with an unspoken question. Regulus just gives him a small shrug. âRight⊠um⊠Iâll just... Iâm going to⊠yeahâŠâ He mumbles, then just turns and walks away.
âQuite the linguist, that one.â James says with a small laugh.
âHow did youâŠ?â Regulus questions as he turns to look at James.
âYou looked kind of stuck, so I thought Iâd give you an out if you wanted to take it.â
âNo, I mean, how did you know my coffee order, or lack thereof?â
âOh, well, I sort of just pay attention sometimes.â James shrugs.
âYou pay attention to me?â Regulus asks as he raises an eyebrow skeptically.
âMaybe⊠but not in a creepy way⊠I just like to know what people like, I guess.â
Regulus tilts his head and narrows his eyes at James. âWhat else do you pay attention to?â
âWhat do you mean?â
âYou pay attention to what people like. What else do I like?â Regulus challenges.
âUmâŠâ James swallows nervously. âYour favorite color is green.â He says it almost as a question.
âEveryone knows that.â Regulus says as he rolls his eyes.
âBut you donât like dark green, you like lighter green better, sort of like the color of a green apple.â
Regulus raises both eyebrows, slightly impressed and takes a step closer to James.
âHm. What else do I like?â
James still seems slightly nervous but gaining a bit more confidence at the same time. âYou donât like tomatoes, but you love tomato soup.â Jamesâ voice starts to get a bit softer.
Regulus tilts his head and furrows his eyebrows, itâs an odd choice but accurate, nonetheless.
âWhat else?â He takes another step into Jamesâ space. Â
âYou like white chocolate more than milk chocolate, but you like that you donât have it very often because then itâs sort of special when you do have it.â James starts to whisper as Regulus moves even closer.
âWhat else?â Itâs barely a breath as he gazes into Jamesâ eyes. Â
âYou donât like when this curl falls forward.â He reaches up to tuck the curl behind Regulusâ ear.
Regulus doesnât respond, he just hums and leans into Jamesâ hand a bit. James moves his other hand down Regulusâ arm.
âYou wear your jumpers a few sizes too big because you like when the sleeves fall over your hands.â He intertwines their fingers and continues-
âYou like to paint your nails black, but you like it better when you paint them pink, but you donât do that very often.â James quickly glances down to Regulus lips then back to his eyes. âYou donât like it when your lips get dry, so you always keep chapstick in your left pocket. You like the mint flavor the best.â James says it so quietly Regulus only hears it because heâs barely an inch away from him.
âJamesâŠâ Regulus says just as softly. âWhat else do I like?â He breathes with a heated look in his eyes.
âDo you maybe likeâŠ?â He bites his bottom lip with a small smile and before he finishes the question, Regulus is already nodding.
âYeah.â He says with a soft smile.Â
âCan IâŠâ Jamesâ smile grows slightly bigger as he flicks his eyes down to Regulusâ lips again.
âYeah.â Regulus canât help but smile back as James closes the final distance between them with a soft, slow kiss.Â
When they break apart Regulus smirks slightly and says, âYou taste like coffee.â
Jamesâ smile grows impossibly wider.
âSorry.â But he doesnât seem sorry at all as he leans in to kiss Regulus again.
You know the the brainrot is bad when you randomly think âWow, I bet James Potter would have liked Hannah Montanaâ
I have theories that even I don't give a fuck about
I'm batman.
goddamn gender inflation, canât have shit these days
Their closets were right next to each other <3
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âThe Marauders Fandom needs to stop making everyone gay!â
BabesâŠ.Iâm afraid thats the whole damn point.
i think weight loss ads should be illegal and im not kidding
They are so disgustingly in love with each other they just donât know it yet
I want more people to know that while the Palestine Olympic team consists of only 8 athletes, at least 69 Palestinian Olympic athletes have been killed since October 2023. This includes athletes who were going to compete in these games and retired athletes such as Majed Abu Maraheel, the first Palestinian Olympian, who died of kidney failure in a refugee camp product of lack of medical treatment.
Remember them during these games.
âarenât you tired of being niceâ no!!!! iâm tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!!!!
âarenât you tired of being niceâ no!!!! iâm tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!!!!
Bonjour Ă toustes,
Je profite de cette illustration (qui est un futur badge qui m'a été beaucoup demandé) pour parler de ce qu'il s'est passé hier soir.
Comme vous l'avez vu le résultat des élections européennes sont catastrophiques et le plus grave c'est la dissolution de l'Assemblée Nationale par Macron.
La dissolution signifie que dans 3 semaines le RN peut rentrer au gouvernement. On rappelle que le RN au pouvoir c'est les droits des femmes, des personnes racisé'es, migrant'es, sans papier, prolos, ouvrier, précaires, LGBTIAQP+, handicapées...etc qui seront balayés.
En plus des lois fascistes, néo-libérales et pro-riches qui pourraient passer dans un gouvernement RN, les fascistes se sentiront légitimé et pousser des ailes dans la rue. La conséquences seront des agressions physiques, sexuels et des mort'es.
Nous avons 20 jours pour nous rassembler, pour reprendre la rue, pour faire de la pédagogie encore et encore sur les dangers du RN, pour exiger l'union de la gauche, d'un VRAI front populaire.
Chacun'e Ă notre niveau -par exemple je suis handi et ne peut pas aller aux manifs- on peut militer et faire bouger les lignes.
On peut y arriver.