Do You Think, The First Time He Turned Into A Woman, He Xuan Saw A Little Bit Of His Sister In His Reflection?

Last Christmas by WHAM! is so Kieran Valentine

The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people

obsessed w the fact that jackson’s parents are both monsters and yet he calls himself a normie and everyone is for some reason shocked when holt shows up

tbh i don't think people really understand how dire the water situation is in the west bank. the last time i was in palestine, i could only shower once a month. ONCE A MONTH. we simply did not have enough water to sustain my whole family, because israel controls palestinians' water supply and does not give us enough to sustain ourselves in the long run. plus the water isn't very clean so it was very easy to get sick all the time. when we say that "palestinians drink more olive oil than water", it's not genuinely such a silly hyperbole as you might think.

What’s better than a vampire? What’s better than a horse. A Vampire Horse, of course. I made this comic a few months ago.

Okay but Valentine in g3 has to have long hair and mental problems that’s like his whole character

Spelldon and casta bickering like all siblings ever in the live action even though they’re inserting themselves in the middle of a centuries long war and could die at any moment

okay let’s assume the hunter grimwalker theory is true, and they grow up like regular people and start as babies and all that

what if hunter grew up in like a sleeping beauty type situation? like belos just sends two scouts into the woods with a baby and is like “raise him for a couple years and train him and all that” and when he feels like hunter is old enough he sends in people to kill the scouts with wild magic and he makes it a whole act of “saving hunter” and how he’s his uncle and has “been looking for him for so long”

like emotional manipulation at it’s finest obviously, but it also provides that extra kick that makes hunter extra loyal to belos and fits with what he believes his family history to be

Spelldon speaks Ancient Greek with his family and one day he’s on the speaker phone with his mother. She asks him about Kieran, and Spells goes “I’ll ask”

Before he can even open his mouth, Kieran answers the question in perfect Ancient Greek because he’s a NERD and either 1) secretly learned it for Spelldon, or 2) knew it all along