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gay disaster giorno who searches up "why is my heart beating fast" on WebMD and thinks butterflies in his stomach is just a tummy ache because he's absolutely clueless
some wholesome (kinda) lovey dovey songs vibes idk:
Something about you - eyedress
Romantic lover - eyedress
blind - role model
bad texter - Ryan woods
my kind of woman - Mac Demarco
Out of my league - FITZ
Anything you want - Jawny
Honeypie - Jawny
Ecoute Cherie - Vendredi Si Mur
Dream girl - crisaunt
Kiss me more - Doja cat
So high - Doja cat
I wanna be yours - Arctic Monkeys
Mr loverman- forgot that artist's name (not rlly wholesome but describes fugo)
Honesty - pink sweats
Can't sleep love - Pentatonix
Telepatia - Kali Uchis
More like I rearranges his gu—
yes, i promise that your favorite 2d man sits your ass down on the kitchen counter and makes you something to eat after he rearranges your guts.
ASKDNSJDJS THANKS FOR THE TAG ^^
Hanako/Amane from TBHK
VS
Giorno Giovanna from JOJO
I think we know who wins
Since I'mma choose hanako for this, he can probably see stands cause stands are the physical manesfestation of your soul and shit like that. If he encounters him before the Requiem, the fight will prob be much longer than Requiem, but idk Hanako is smarter than he seems so he will pick up what giorno's power is but still lose
but then hang out and eat donuts together after the fight
Tagging: anyone who wanna joins this cuz I'm everyone I followed here already joined-
New reblog game: Who would win in a duel between your first F/O and your current main F/O? No killing, but each character is allowed to use their own set of powers/abilities if so desired.
I see unique thing and go "perfect for character design"
I'm curious--how do you guys go about creating your OCs?
:)
elenor.gionero on Instagram for sure, but thanks bro, U can't read that cuz U don't have tumblr, but thanks
New meeting
Squid game is just R-rated total drama island
I am definitely not complaining in every single way 😳😳
How to Play
1.) Use a browser other than Chrome! (otherwise it will give you the first frame every time)
2.) If on mobile, either screenshot the gifset as a whole or separately.
3.) Lather, rinse, repeat.
Estaba tratando de buscar "cómo deshacerme de un cadáver" y...
Little Koichi’s the responsible one
Playing through a game with a friend and they don’t check every container and square inch of the map:
so me and my friend were wondering if diavolo actually watches tentacle porn because his hair looks like tentacles and all
and then imagine bruno walking in on him.
me? posting on tumblr? ahaaa
'Scuse me, may i request bucci gang somehow forgetting s/o's birthday. Bucci gang told s/o to ask them for anything as s/o's gift, s/o just requested them to 'take a deep breath', when asked why, s/o said "for me, seeing you alive and well is already a gift :3"
Bruno is honestly really touched by your words. He manages a shy little laugh as he rubs the back of his neck sheepishly.
"I see," Bruno says after a moment, a soft, gentle look in his eye as he considers you, "seeing you alive and well is the greatest gift for me too."
Abbacchio is a touch surprised. All he does to indicate his surprise is an ever so slight widening of his eyes. After he processes your words, he'll give you a little snort.
"Heh, that's good. I'll make sure to give you that for next year too. Least I'll get to save money."
Fugo is very flustered by what you tell him. You can practically hear the Windows shut down noise leave him. Still, even though he's very touched by your words. He'll insist on getting you something!
"E-even so! I-I can't just let your birthday pass by like this, c-come on. Let's go get something, y-you can pick out what you want." "Then I want you~" "YOU HAVE TO PICK SOMETHING PROPERLY!!"
Tears of happiness prick at Narancia's eyes as you tell him. He was a little relieved by what you said and genuinely touched by you telling him that he was already enough. Though he still feels a tiny bit bad about not getting you something for your birthday.
Narancia wails as he clings to you, "y-you promise?! I-I swear I'll make it up to you someday, _____!!!"
Giorno is really touched although it doesn't show a lot on his face. This has been the first time someone has ever showed how much they appreciate him so he's really stunned on what to do inwardly though he will still try to get you something.
"I'm glad you think so, _____. Truly, though I hope you still don't mind accepting these flowers. I'll be more diligent in preparing your gift for next year."
Mista's relieved that you aren't too mad about him forgetting to get you something for your birthday. He promises to make it up for you by treating you to his special homecooked meal instead. And knowing how well the Pistols eat, it's guaranteed to be a treat!
"Aw, you're just way too sweet to me, darlin'!" Mista chuckles tugging you into a little hug, "then, I'll make sure to stay happy and healthy all year round~!"
Trish is pretty flustered too and while she has a rather brash and rough initial response to you, her heart really did flutter when you said what you said. She's very touched and will do anything to make it up to you, even though you said it was okay. She has her pride too, after all!
"I-idiot! I - y-you shouldn't settle like this, come here. We're going shopping. My treat. D-don't look at me like that! It's your birthday so o-of course I can do something like this!"
If you’re still taking these, could you do #11 with Fugo, please?
sure thing! i hope you enjoy! and i’m sorry for the wait !!
pannacotta fugo + telling them a dumb joke just to see their smile
You watch as Fugo drops his chin into his hand, a scowl beginning to grow on his face. Across from him, Narancia is goofing off from his math lesson as Mista and Abbacchio egg him on with little comments and quips. Fugo rolls his eyes, and the furrow between his brows only seems to deepen at the display.
You can feel his bad mood start to radiate, and deciding to take matters into your own hands; you reach out to gently wrap your fingers around his wrist. He jumps slightly, tearing his eyes away from the others to look at you, his features softening when his gaze meets yours.
You smile. “Can I ask you a question?”
He sighs before saying, “Sure. Is something wrong?”
Shaking your head, you ask, “Why do plants hate math?”
One of Fugo’s eyebrows quirks up at the question, and he has to bite back a rebuttal about how stupid that question is, but it’s you, after all. He’d always humor you.
“I don’t know. Why do they?”
“Because it gives them square roots.”
The joke is awful, neither of you can deny that, but the pleased, almost proud look that crosses your face as you smile expectantly at him has Fugo letting out a huff, his eyes rolling good-naturedly as a grin of his own threatens to appear.
“That was terrible.”
There’s no annoyance in his words, you can tell by the way they’re punctuated with a chuckle and a growing smile. The sound makes you giddy.
“I thought it was pretty good, honestly.”
“Yeah, yeah,” he replies, a teasing lilt to his voice, “I think we have different definitions of the word good.”
And as you begin to debate Fugo on what exactly he was missing in your perfect delivery of the pun, you file dumb math jokes away as the key to seeing him smile (second only to you, of course).
event: closed, thanks for sending in!! ❤️
thinking a lot about post canon fugo giorno and mista . i think there’s a lot of angst and sadness but i also want them to be happy :<
they just hang out but they’re also 3 dudes with a lot of mafia money which i think is funny and can only be chaotic and irresponsible. just spending money on things they don’t need because they can. and living in a big house which they also don’t need but they’re in the Mafia so why not. polnareff cant stop them he’s a turtle now
also the idea that they have people come to them for business and they’re full grown adults who’ve been doing Crime for a long time and then they show up and the head of the mafia and his two closest associates are now actual teenagers
like they are responsible and mature for their age and run things very well but also oh my god the very important client just said among us mista please stop laughing this is serious oh my god
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Anonymous asked: Wait, I signed up for a trans kid when I decided to become pregnant? Are you joking or are you really that crazy?
Hey there,
I’m not joking at all and I don’t really see how this would be a laughing matter to you.
Yes, you signed up for a trans kid. And while we are at it, you also signed up for a disabled kid. Autistic kid. Gay kid. A kid who doesn’’t look like you. A deaf kid. A kid who will have interests that don’t match up with yours at all. You signed up for a shy kid and a loud kid and a kid who wets the bed and a sick kid.
That’s the beauty, the miracle of parenthood, don’t you agree? You decide to care for a little person you don’t even know yet. You decide to open your heart and home to them, you promise to nurture and love and protect a tiny human being. How can you promise that, if not unconditionally?
You can’t pick and choose your kid. Maybe even more importantly, they can’t choose you. They depend on you to keep that promise - and not only if they live up to whatever expectations you had.
With all my love,
Tumblr Dad
i was genuinely out here thinking that squid game was a game you download onto your phone or something and that it had squids in it. i thought people just really liked playing it, like it was the new amogus or something. whenever someone would talk about "watching squid game" i thought they just meant watching people play it on youtube. help