Yellow: I Just Learned A Way To Get Stuff On The Cheap. Steal It!

Yellow: Ducks are better than rabbits.

Red: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Blue: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

Red: We’re not talking about flavour, Blue!

Blue: Flavour counts!

Red: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?

Second: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?

Red: Okay, but-

Second: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?

Green: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

Red: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, GREEN!

Green: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, RED!

Yellow: I- Jesus-

Dark: I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life. Chosen and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Chosen.

Chosen: Damn, the power went out.

Second: Don’t worry, I got this.

Second: *stomps foot*

Chosen: What-?

Second: *Sketchers light up*

Navy, holding a new born Purple: He's beautiful...

The Doctor: We're gonna have to give him some shots.

Navy: Oh hell yeah, pour up. It's his fucking birthday.

Blue: If I fall…

Yellow: I’ll be there to catch you.

Purple: *looks at Green* What if I fall?

Green: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Dark: *watches these two interactions*

Dark, to Chosen: And if I fall?

Chosen: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

Blue: A bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle.

Yellow: What drugs are you on right now?

Blue: Yes.

Green: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

Purple: I fell—

Green: From heaven?

Purple: No, I literally fell—

Green: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Purple: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Green: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Purple: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.

Dark: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give The Dark Lord lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!