Happy New Year ^*^

murder cheat and fuck your way through boston so god destroys it like she did with sodom and gomorrah

okay ! i will. what prompted this though

I killed a spider Not a murderous brown recluse Nor even a black widow And if the truth were told this Was only a small Sort of papery spider Who should have run When I picked up the book But she didn’t And she scared me And I smashed her I don’t think I’m allowed To kill something Because I am Frightened

Allowables, Nikki Giovanni

Hey y'all why are writers always cold?

whenever I read an aot fic where the author uses they/them pronouns for hange, I gain a few years on my lifespan

pride

rub one out

u got it boss

i was going to make a post about my bg3 ideal blunt rotation, but realistically it would just be halsin. and that's not a rotation. that's just two people sharing a blunt. in the moonlight perhaps, sitting at the edge of a peaceful forest pond, listening to the frogs croak and the owls hooting softly in the trees. maybe it's a little cold and he lets you share his blanket to keep out the chill. maybe he puts his arm around you. i forget what i was saying. anyway.