Getting A Worst Enemy Who's Just Some Guy Sucks Bc I Want To Fist Fight This Bastard But Instead He's

i watched one where a team made just a big box on wheels that looked like a building and labelled it "children's hospital for recovering children" and when the the other bots fought it a bunch of little child dolls fell out. they said their active weapon was psychological torture. and they fucking won!

competitive sports are not my thing at all but holy fuck i love bot fights- killing machines with googly eyes beat the shit out of each other while the nerds controlling them look absolutely giddy? 10/10 fucking incredible entertainment

difference between a freak pervert and a philosopher is that the pervert has more fun

YEAH THERE IS AND IT'S A BABY!!!!!! :( A SMALL FRIEND!!!!

it is normal and healthy to cry over the first live colossal squid footage

quicksand is an omnipresent threat

every day i resist the urge to chime into stranger’s conversations but man is it hard sometimes

hate when letters from institutions and companies refer to me directly and by name. you do NOT know me like that.

they call me hatsune miku the way i fucking love leeks

“I never imagined this even in my wildest fantasies”

well clearly you’re shit at fantasising, i’ve imagined far more self indulgent things

i miss getting scam calls and messages from actual people. i used to be able to pretend to be a deeply confused lonely old man, now its all robots. who will jerry talk to now...

i dreamed in broken esperanto and it was deeply confusing

whi am i always taking melatonin and them trying ti fight it, bro you WANTED to bev sleepky