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You ever think about ancient inventions that may no longer actively be used, but which were so geniously designed that technically speaking, they still work?
Consider that old historical monk haircut. The tonsure looks like that on purpose, to keep them humble and away from temptations of sin. And it still works exactly as intended. Do you guys have any idea how much gay porn there would be of medieval monastery dudes knowing each other biblically if their haircuts were not so unfathomably unsexy.
just heard a skeleton skitter past ...
I don't CARE what genre your fictional world is, put a talking skeleton in it NOW
if you destroy the illusion magic holding my physical form together youll find a single withering parsnip in its place
my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse
Yeah. I did it. And I'd do it again. I will. Be afraid.
My sibling @bugishere gave me permission to post the body pillow design she made me for my bday so yeah. I'm normal about it. Under readmore because frankly, I think if I got suddenly jumpscared by this thing I'd actually fucking die.
See, this actually makes a lot of sense, because if you think about it... Shrimps is bugs.
mer!Naruto vers
Day 27.
is your comfort character also a sad pretty boy with trauma and questionable morals or are you normal
Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning
her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
you wish to read the Gnome Tome? tch… we keep that one in the forbidden section for a reason, kid. come back when you’re jolly
onlinedipshit87: Honestly beef stew isnt even that good
-15 relations with race: dwarves
-25 relations with race: orcs
-500 relations with race: halflings
Race: Halflings now see you as a mortal enemy. You will be attacked on sight in halfling settlements
YOU CAN NOT TELL ME THESE AREN'T THE SAME GUY
Girls be like "I can fix him", and it's their Dad.
Oh...
tap for a surprise
full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
Took me years to understand the "why the long face" punchlines to "so a horse walks into a bar" jokes because I just thought that's a normal sized face to have if you're a horse. It never occurred to me judge a horse by the standards of man
Sheryl at my work totalled her blender this morning by leaving a spoon in it.
Autism be damned my boy can reanimate the dead
Mickey Mouse: Runaway Brain Director: Chris Bailey | Studio: Walt Disney | USA, 1995
Time transfixed via Rene Magritte
Size: 146x97 cm Medium: oil, canvas
you wanna end my reign of terror so bad it makes you look stupid
have a scrumptious morning my lovely mutuals. the rest of you figure it out
*learns basic social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time theyre like 11*