SO Anyway, I Want Something Like This To Happen As Gregory And Freddy’s First Meeting.

Meowth

Broke: men in cartoons hating their wives/girlfriends

Woke: just the way Mickey looks at Minnie in a Mickey Mouse cartoon

History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less

No marriage required.

‪do you ever just realize how sad dr. doofenshmirtz’s life is? he was dealt such a shitty hand and despite it all he was never truly evil. he loved his daughter and perry (even tho they were nemesises). he was never bitter or abusive towards his ex-wife and never truly caused harm to his brother despite his resentment toward him. the moment he met phineas and ferb, he treated them with respect and valued their input. and he was raised by ocelots? bullied and ostracized by his peers and his own family?? and he never lost the good in him no matter how much he claimed to be “evil.” what a pure boi ✨

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I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

Happy lunar new year!🐀

Me, trying to find ways to connect my favorite song’s lyrics to whatever characters I’m currently obsessed with: