Why Do TV Shows Make The Literal Spawn Of Satan So Damn Hot!??!

Just accidentally swallowed a pea whole and saw my life flash before my eyes.

@ask-and-i-answer I'm sorry. Are we still getting married? Please say yes. 🥺🙏🫰

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The best scene in Moulin Rouge is Backstage Romance. I refuse to take criticism.

TUMBLR HAS FUCKING CHECKMARKS????? BLUE CHECKMARKS????? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHHyyyyyyyyyyyyy

It is currently Midnight and I'm sitting on my bed eating a cucumber and don't remember how I got in this situation. And it's a big cucumber and I have eaten at least 2/3 of it. I am so confused.

So I'm currently working on cleaning a space out in my living room for a vintage sewing machine and it has taken two days to do so. The space wasn't all that messy, but I could only work for only about an hour before I got hit with nauseating dizziness that knocked me down for the rest of the day.

I ended up learning that even if I think I can stay within my limits, I'm wrong.

What’s up, bitches. My heart rate hit 239 according to my pulse oximeter today, so here’s your reminder that it’s dysautonomia awareness month! Be aware that this disorder SUCKS

Question fory adult Potsies - what were some signs that you were not going to outgrow POTS? I have been having symptoms as far back as I can remember and want to know how I can prepare for my future.

A fic where the main character has two best friends, who are fully aware they are in a story and that they are side characters, and they are constantly arguing about how the story should go.

The mc accidentally hits the love interest with her car and decides to treat his wounds herself instead of taking them to the hospital and friend A is not having it.

Friend A: What do you mean you can 'patch him up?' Bitch, take him to the hospital!

Friend B: Let it happen. It will bring them closer together when he ends up in the hospital with an infection because her medical skills suck.

Watching Resident Evil playthroughs sped up is so unserious