Can You Hear Me Sobbing

Yugi: *solves the puzzle*

Yami:  wHO HAS AWAKENED ME FROM MY CENTURIES OF SLUMBER, WHO HAS BEEN CHOSEN BY DESTINY TO WIELD THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE POWERS OF DARKN–

Yami:

Yami:

Yami: *tearing up* he’s so tiny

i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

you betchaヽ(*´∀`)ﾉﾞ

You know that moment

“What are you doing?”

“Reading.”

“Reading what?”

“A story.”

“About what?”

Parody of The Oatmeal’s “How to hug an attractive person” comic

please blame @mirthalia

Some Lukercy headcanon, please? I'm literally dying for this ship.

these are in my(mod abbey’s)luke returns au, a few years post-canon

they register high on the gaydar; it’s amazing this relationship was ever a secret. it’s not like they’re constantly pda-ing, but no straight guy would ever be caught looking at his bro like they look at each other.

luke ruffles percy’s hair a lot and makes like he’s being teasing but actually he just loves percy’s hair and touching it

they ended up sparring together a lot. being a natural with a sword is great until you realize it’s hard to find a real challenge who isn’t your childhood mentor/archenemy

percy did not cope well with the return of The Crush From Hell

luke did not cope well with realizing he was falling for someone who has every reason to hate him, and so tried what he does best: repress until you want to scream! and he succeeded for a while but when they’re practicing he slips into instructor mode and forgets he’s not touching percy ever, at all, 100% no, and critiques percy’s form from right behind him, touching his back and arms and waist and generally ensuring percy didn’t remember jack shit of what he said

that said, a lot of their best bonding moments happen at night. neither of them sleeps very well, so they end up talking a lot. it’s how they initially opened up to each other. percy found him after a nightmare and it started a conversation that lasted until they were both too tired to talk coherently.

it was fun explaining why they slept together when annabeth came looking for percy the next morning

the best at flirting in highly inappropriate times

recent google searches: how to tell your boyfriend you love him but he cANNOT KEEP PUTTING HIS HAND ON YOUR LEG DURING IMPORTANT COUNSELORS’ MEETINGS IT IS V E R Y DIST R ACTING

you know what’s even more fun than explaining to your ex that the two guys she’s been attracted to in her life are falling for each other? telling your iron-willed protective shotgun-having mother that her beloved son is dating someone who tried to kill him approximately 1,957 times. 

and luke gets it, he really does, what he did warrants more shit than sally could ever give him. he wants to take it calmly, like a hero would, but at the end of the evening, he’s just sitting on the fire escape, thinking about how he promised he would do everything he could to keep percy from becoming him, and isn’t risking corruption by proximity kind of breaking that promise? or at least fracturing it?

percy sits next to him, arms resting on his knees, until he starts talking, and when he’s done, lets out a long breath.

“y’know….my mom once told me my heart is always in the right place. and you know what they say about good intentions, but i trust her. i trust her to know that it’s a good thing, so she trusts me.” he bumps luke’s shoulder with his. “give her time. she’ll warm to anywhere i put my heart.”

Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.

For people trying to get into Hadestown, I put the 2 soundtracks in the order it appears in the actual show! It seems that the theatre soundtrack focuses more on act 1 and any changes and didn’t rerecord the songs they didn’t change from the concept album. Happy listening!

1. Any Way the Wind Blows

2. Road to Hell

3. Wedding Song

4. Epic 1

5. Livin it Up on Top

6. All I’ve Ever Known

7. Way Down Hadestown (concept version)

8. Epic II

9. Chant

10. Songbird Intro

11. Hey Little Songbird (concept version)

12. When the Chips are Down (concept version)

13. Gone I’m Gone (concept version)

14.  Wait for me (concept version)

15. Why We Build the Wall (concept version)

16. Our Lady of the Underground (concept version)

17. Way Down Hadestown ii

18. Flowers 

19. Papers

20. Nothing Changes

21. If it’s True

22. How Long?

23. Chant II

24. Epic ii (concept version)

25. Lover’s Desire

From here it changes depending on Citadel or NYTW, I’m going to list NYTW’s cause it makes more sense

26. Word to the Wise 

27. With his Kiss (concept version)

28. Promises

29. Wait for Me ii

30. Doubt Comes in (concept version)

31. Road to Hell ii

32. I Raise My Cup to Him

Bloody Bride