Ciellarobinphantomhive - Mafia Queen

I NEED A SHYAN FIC BASED ON THIS.

Parody of The Oatmeal’s “How to hug an attractive person” comic

please blame @mirthalia

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Heyyyy, Tumblr! I have decided to do a semi-High-Rise themed giveaway and I also added a couple of Loki items since Ragnarok is currently filming :) since it was recently released on Blu-ray and DVD in the US. I’m so excited to be doing this since Tumblr has been a major part of my life, especially this blog within the past year and a half. I appreciate every one of you! Down below are rules, the items included, and additional info!

Rules:

One lucky winner will be chosen

Please be following hiddlesblog for your entry to count

Absolutely no giveaway blogs

Winner must be in the U.S. due to packaging expenses and forms (sorry!)

Likes are greatly appreciated, but only reblogs will be entered

Winners will be chosen through a random generator

What you’ll win:

High-Rise on Blu-Ray

High-Rise (the novel) by J.G. Ballard

Tom Hiddleston small 15.5″ X 23.2″ poster

Hiddlestoner mug

The “If you’re not Tom Hiddleston, I’m not interested” T-shirt Tom took a picture of on his phone when I met him (I bought a large for this giveaway; size is Unisex)

Loki helmet keyring

Loki Funko POP Marvel Bobblehead

Tom Hiddleston black and white pillowcase

If you win:

The winner for this giveaway will have 48 hours to respond (I will leave a message in your ask box or on your Tumblr chat) - failing to respond in the 48 hours, another winner will be randomly chosen.

I will need your shipping information to mail the items.

Entries will be accepted until September 6th 12:00am (EST) and winner will be chosen by September 7th.

GOOD LUCK YOU GUYS!

Gather round kids while I explain this manipulation tactic that men perpetually try to use and why it’s bullshit.

If someone is openly showing interest in you by making disparaging or disappointed comments about your age, they’re trying to put you on the defensive. This guy wants me to try to quell his discomfort, to bring up that I’m only a month shy of 20, etc. - he wants me to try to prove myself to him, that I’m mature and adult enough for a man like him.

His goal is to establish a power imbalance right off the bat. If we were to date, I would constantly be on the defensive, constantly striving to be an equal, constantly trying to prove my “adult” credentials. Anything he says or does or wants from this point on that I object to would just be seen as a strike against my age, proof that he was right and that I’m not mature enough for him. This is how SO MANY men pressure younger individuals (primarily women and girls) into situations and relationships they aren’t comfortable with. If he truly thought I was too young for him, he wouldn’t have messaged me. This is a very calculated move, and it’s fucking gross.

Adult relationships with age gaps are completely fine, but only if all parties view each other as equals. If someone is trying to set you up in a way that ensures that’s never a possibility, run far away.

You know, this is why content creators end up abandoning their works, right?

80 likes compared to 10 reblogs means that only 12% of people decided that what you did is worth showing other people.

If you like the thing, reblog it. You don’t even have to add tags, just spread it so that a) other people can see it, and b) the creator gets recognition for what they did.

Obviously, those numbers are never going to match, but the divide should not be that huge.

It’s even more important right now, because tumblr is garbage and they’ve stopped allowing anything with an outside link from appearing in tags. Writers/artists cannot tag things to their twitter/store/writing website. That can cause a significant drop in views, especially for newer creators.

Like… we aren’t asking for much. A few reblogs. Reviews/comments. No creator should have to beg for that much.

Imagine Your OTP

Person A: Hey B, Knock knock

Person B: *sighs* Who's there?

Person A: Kiss

Person B: Kiss who?

Person A: Kiss me

Person B: Did you

Person B: Did you just confess to me via a knock knock joke

Two years?! I’m in!

Teach boys about periods

My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.

When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once was camping with my family and a few of my big brother’s friends when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave me a full pain killer ( I was 13 and before that she only gave me pills cut in half).

I literally laid down on my parents’ air mattress and cried in pain for an hour before the pill kicked in.

My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen as just “a little girl.” So my brother’s friend was confused to see me openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what was wrong with me.

My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike. During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table when my brother’s friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I said I was better, and he said good.

When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me well supplied with chocolate.

Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers, and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly accuse a woman of “being on her period” if the woman is in an argument.

Raise better sons Teach them about normal bodily functions.