Latest Posts by cosmicallylyss - Page 4

taking a behavioral pharmacology class for my psych degree? no. taking a behavioral pharmacology class to write a scientifically accurate matt engarde overdose.

I have nothing to say

If I was a nurse and my son called me to tell me his husband burned himself in a hotel shower I would also make my son-in-law take a 39 minute cold shower.

Look I'm not saying that stopping in the middle of a sentence on a WIP was a bad idea but what i am saying is that as soon as I get my hands on a time machine past me needs to be ready to square the fuck up

that thing where you look like your pet

*likes mattjuan content* sorry *likes mattjuan content* my bad *likes mattjuan content* im so so sorry i dont *likes mattjuan conte

there are so many things on gods green earth that are not platonic but are also not romantic. the erotic, the familial, the unconditional, weird codependency, weird codependency (hatred edition), etc. let us all broaden our horizons

PJO EP 6 SPOILERS

“We know who stole the lightning bolt”

Luke’s honest reaction:

AA gang plays DnD

[Left to Right order] Gumshoe is the DM while Phoenix, Maya & Edgeworth are the players. There are 14 pages in total.

Based on this reddit post (Drew in 2021)

Thanks for reading here are the character designs I did for this comic!

so ive been playing a lot of baldur's gate 3 recently and after i finish my current playthrough im gonna do a dark urge run but have my tav be Matt Motherfucking Engarde. and I do actually have strong opinions about his class.

wild magic sorcerer . ! because he's definitely a charisma based class and I like to think about how his life might have been affected by the chaos that only wild magic can induce. And I've thought about maybe warlock before but I think it's very important for Matt to be like. The source of his own power, y'know? In line with his acting talent being the thing that got him where he was, like, he was a Child and he was working his ass off, it was not the result of some deity/being of some kind like "hey want some power??"

~~more under the cut~~

Maybe there's something with his backstory like . Something really terrible happens, maybe due to a wild magic effect (scar related? possibly? like that's how he gets his eye scar??) and he swears off using magic for a while but misses the feeling of being able to do great things and in this period of confusion is when he gets approached by some devil (he would be pact of the fiend, fight me) of some kind like "I heard you've been wanting power again?" and that's the kick in the ass that Matt needs to have this resurgence of faith in himself and his natural ability.

He's a performer/entertainer but I don't think he's bard coded y'know? Especially in fantasy land. And Paladin is the only other charisma class and um. No . That's just not him. I could see him maybe taking a few levels in rogue for sneak attack and cunning action type stuff but at his heart he's a magic user, it's intrinsically tied to who he is.

I also think he's either a human or a half-elf (high elf, sun flavor).

How they drew Matt in AA is really just like so funny to me because in what world does he have the dorito body proportions that the art gave him . he's a 21 year old junkie . like yes he's got the slutty waist but broad shoulders?? nah man he's too malnourished for that

Did you know that "video killed the radio star" was actually written about that one case in ace attorney where a radio gets presented with a video tape and freaks out and threatens to kill the guy who hired him

“But what does Grover bring to the table? He’s just the comedy relief character.” Grover is juggling the role of babysitter, mediator, and emotional manipulator and he cracks jokes too? Give him a BREAK

sexy lawyers

artist is @friedpotat on twitter!

The continuation of tailor Astarion ✨️

ace attorney clue idea that i thought of forever ago and never finished until now 🔎

to be clear we got first meeting commentary for the first time and the verdict is, dan expected Phil to be hot and confident, Phil was nervous, and Phil thought dan was a version of Anthony he would pound. like. just to be clear

Phil IS the mean gay of this duo, dont let him fool you

OKAY TIME FOR MY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

so yknow that dentist radio edit ive mentioned? well, ive only found 3 digital recordings of it. one of them is crunchy, one isnt pitched correctly, and one is only the instrumental. for some odd reason, no one has made a clear digital recording of the actual song. and, well, i own 3 different record copies of this version...

BEHOLD!!!!!! a direct digital recording of the dentist radio edit, using my new fancy turntable and audacity!!! it still has some record crackling, but this is miles clearer than anything ive been able to find online!! and its in stereo, so theres some fun speaker-to-speaker action as well, which i didnt even know this version had!!!!! so cool!!!

this version of the song incredibly interesting, they added a lot of stuff to it. the song opens with thr sound of orin's motorcycle, theres a more prominent bassline (which i think sounds better), theres a whole new lyric that's unique to this version only, and the biggest change is the audio from the arthur denton scene interrupting the song, and then merging with it. bill murray is moaning throughout the last chorus and its great. im fairly confident that this version was for radio promotion, especially with the inclusion of the bill murray stuff. but i cant really find like, any info on it or its multiple record copies. man!

anyway. i hope this recording helps get people interested in this version of the song! i will work on getting a program to help clean up the record crackling, but thats for another day. please check it out, and thank you for reading!!!

PS: if you wanna download the MP3 file for yourself, send me a dm and i'll give you the link to download it! im having trouble sharing the link on posts, it only seems to work when i send it directly to people? who knows. sorry!

Koby being a bigger part of the series while also being played by a trans actor fills my little trans heart with joy.

HAPPY DEVAN WEDDING and also merry christmas to those that celebrate

it's almost almost christmas

2023's new handmade tree ornament is to celebrate the important holiday of Almost Christmas

rip matt engarde you would have loved shauna dean cokeland

!! ace attorney 2-4 spoilers !!

Okay so like . Yes I have my fix-it fic alternative timeline where the assassination never happens. But thinking about canon. Matt going to jail probably for life with no chance of parole with the shit he pulled. And just what happens in that prison. Because there's no way he lasts more than a few years. I have it actually fully fleshed out in my head what happens and would definitely write about it if the three Matt Engarde enjoyers would be interested. He definitely takes himself out. Gets someone to do it for him in a tragic full-circle ordering-a-hit moment.

Mind boggling to me that most people don't actually recognize the true weight of what Inpax did to Matt and Juan.....

With Matt specifically you've got the age thing and the fact that he was certainly a child when he and Inpax, a whole adult woman, got together but it's not like Juan being 19 was much better. Technically he's legal when they're together. but he's a child star. and she must have known him before he was 18.

And then you get into the power dynamics of it all. Dating your manager??? "Dating"???? Being groomed to think you love the person that has a major hand in your public reputation, your appearances, your career trajectory...... Inpax didn't want boyfriends, she wanted boys—BOYS. NOT MEN.—that she could sculpt into something that benefited her. The manager of a star, that's what she wanted.

I just. I really don't think people talk about her enough. This woman was not the victim in her situation!!!!!! "Oh Matt was a bad boyfriend" . the child. the child who has spent his youth on screen. was immature and not the best romantic partner for a woman that's bound to be mid-twenties at least ? that is so shocking . i can not believe the kid is acting like how a kid would act . -_-

Anyway . Matt and Juan deserved better.

crazy to be one of a small amount of phannies attracted to men sometimes… like what do you mean you saw the catboy dan photoshoot and you aren’t foaming at the mouth

It’s that time of the year, folks!

The new upcoming pixar movie /j