How Come I Live In A World Where Drug Addiction Is A More Socially Acceptable Coping Mechanism Than Age/pet

I want to believe that there are "normie" alterhumans in this world... That in some suburb out there lives a middle aged dad who likes football and other ball sports because he's a dog. Literal golden retriever boyfriend

Reading about myself 💚

I love you classic green aliens I love you grey aliens I love you humanoid aliens I love you "starfish" aliens I love you incorporeal aliens (if there are any others out there...) I love you cute aliens I love you "scary" aliens I love you incomprehensible aliens I love you extradimensional aliens no matter what you are and where you lie on the Kardashev scale I love you

Self-portrait (AUGENKREBS)

A somewhat exaggerated portrait of me in all my eyeburning glory.... Happy extraterrestrial culture day to those who observe :)

Life of a cat in the other side

Never read Stormlight Archive, but it has these cool-looking things in it and I like them

Stormlight archive is soooooooooo asssss dude. Why did it get a tumblr fandom youre all surely better than this

My stupid collar can't contain all of my swag. Also I put mushrooms on my head because mushrooms are cool

incredible cat picrew!!

Picrew

felidaze's cool cat creator

looking for more advanced markings? check out my original picrew! https://picrew.me/image_maker/254030 not intended to be a "better" picrew

@caffeinated-eccentric-polymorph @milanesa-con-matecocido

"Are we alone in the universe?" No you're not!! I am here

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