I am writing a short story that has to have 6 characters or less and I can't tell if this counts as a character
Context, the labyrinth in question in question is sentient in the sense that it can make decisions and simulations based on memories of the main character. Which it uses to make the main character briefly think that he escaped, thus causing the main conflict of the story
But it unable to have personal opinions and hold conversation outside of "I was made to keep you here, you must never leave" which is basically a prerecorded message.
While it does understand what that phrase means as in that it is the mission of the labyrinth, it is unable to ultimately understand the phrase as anything other than an objective. (like it sees it the same way a social media filter looks for a face, not how a human sees a face, does that make sense)
Though it might be important to note that the main character doesn't particularly think of the labyrinth as character or a setting and more a problem/conflict. But they only recently figured out that it has at least a basic form of sentience.
Virgil: GOD DAMMIT. WHICH SIDE R U ALL ATTRACTED TO???
Remus, Janus, & Orange: Logan
Virgil: we can't possibly all like Logan, it is not mathematically POSSIBLE.
Disabled people are allowed to do things that aren’t “healthy” for us.
we’re allowed to drink.
we’re allowed to smoke.
we’re allowed to have “junk food”.
we’re allowed to participate in activities that may not be the best for our bodies.
we’re allowed to not use disability aids if we feel like it.
we’re allowed to do everything ableds do, even if it’s considered more dangerous for us.
reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies
I planned on having a much more “formal” first post but I just need to share this hilarious moment I just had playing the Sims 3.
I was playing Sims 3 with a fairy I tried to make to be a formal twink named Foreign Person. This is the second week, I decided to tinker with his laptop to build up the Handiness skill. Just as I told him to stop and upgrade the toilet, he gets shocked and starts a fire.
With the combined efforts of the probably weirded out butler, that I hired on a whim for this tiny apartment, and Foreign, who just wanted to make a self-cleaning toilet, we put it out. One of the firefighters the butler called arrived and I thought this would be over, ending with me being fined or something.
...
But the Sims 3 had other plans for me. Another fire started.
“weird but this happens right?” I thought.
It is put out. But it comes back again. So I put it out again without the help of that honestly quite rude firefighter. The fire starts back again out of nowhere! Once again the firefighter does nothing but complain about my fire alarm, tell me to “be more careful next time”, and get excited about a fire being present.
This was already something weird and pretty funny, but little did I know, it was barely get started.
Somewhere during the period of 10th through 20th fires, the butler finally triggers the fairy trap that Foreign set up in the shower/bath at 3:00 AM the previous night for him. This probably made that poor man even more confused about this week of employment.
Over the next ~12 in game hours, there had been at LEAST 50-60 fires happening.
Foreign still wants to upgrade the toilet, he had just managed to get 11% done as I kept deleting the fire with cheats so he could just work.
The butler just wants to take a bubble bath and leave this fever dream of a job in the dust after his payday.
The two werewolf firefighters are now practically Foreign’s new roommates.
I have been laughing and giggling to myself for at least 30 minutes. I have finally decided to just save and leave before the fire starts again and restart.
I just wanted to share this tale as I never want to forget this.
g
give serotonin
please *grabby hands*
Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
That’s not what the tags are for. The tags are where I put my insane thoughts for my mutuals to watch like I’m an animal in a zoo
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