i genuinely loved these two so much more than i expected to, like its so complex whatever the fuck situationship theyre in its funny
these two are my mom i dontcare
He's not for you | Castlevania: Nocturne season 2, episode 6, "Grenadye Alaso"
LMFAOOOOOOO
literally a photo of skjoldr helping out his bro atreus so he can give angrboda a kiss~
gryla has angrboda grounded for a undisclosed amount of time making atreus having to sneak the past few weeks and skjoldr helping him with various ways of getting past the traps getting to her 😩
hes such a scruncht baby
the entire vargas fandom (and we all know each other too)
VARGAS NEEDS MORE ATTENTION AUGH WHY COULDNT JTHM BEEN MORE POPULAR AND THE PEOPLE WHO LIKED THAT FANDOM READ MORE FANFICTION
tho strangely i feel like most people who love vargas had to read the jthm comic AFTER vargas (or im just projecting my own experience)
@zarla-s drives our little bus and keeps having to tell us to quiet down bc we start scream singing back there
I CALL THE SEAT NEXT TO @disposal-blueeee (we are looking at pictures of jakes abs in the back seat)
this took me out so hard LET ME SCROLL IN PEACE PLEASE his fucking body
Many have written about how Karlach throws Astarion, well… Don't worry, no Astarions were harmed! But I can't say the same about Gortash…
poor sindri, every time man
if dwarves make grudges as long lasting as they make their tools and weapons, atreus is fucked
gow textposts that have been sitting in my camera roll rent free for far too long
YES.
REJOICE! It's vampire lovers season!
HIS SCAR SHOWING EVEN ON THE WOLF FORM MAKES ME SO SAD ACTUALLY LIKE DRACULA DID NOTHING WRONG EXCEPT ATTACK ALUCARD IM GONNA START CRYING
me me me me me me me me me me
Me: no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, step on me and I would say thank you.
UGH THEYRE SO CUTE scriabin this shit is why grandma keeps yelling at you
Chairs don’t cry, quiet down
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hi im lexi, 18, im very normal about the things i like i swear •:•.•:•.•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•☽ ☼ ☾•:•.•:•.•:•:•:•:•:•:•:• mwah!!x
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