Im Going To Fuck You Like A Man. Let Me Hear That Deep Voice Inside Of You Come Out Through Your Moans.

hello i am a southern man! like.. deep south redneck cowboy shit too LOL i live on a farm

Well, you know what they say.

*in a horrible country accent* Save a horse, ride a cowboy 🤠

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please fuck my head up, genuinely brainwash me till i am dizzy and high on you.

hurt me, do whatever you fucking want just remind me it's because you love me and it's because I'm yours.

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im gonna pull out my knife collection and stab you with every single one once. maybe you can choose your favourite for next time :)

Did you really just bite my attack elf

yes, do you want to be bit too?

"you're like a brother to me" can be such a romantic phrase

not even necessarily in a fauxcest way, but in the way that brothership can be a sign of such a deep bond that you feel like whatever brought you two together has entwined you

like a "we both survived this shit and we did it because we were together, and thatll never change" bond

i need someone who loves my freak (worsening mental illness and delusions)

Making little bro freak out and cry when I tell him I’m gonna get him pregnant. He’s so fucking stupid, he can’t get knocked up on a strap but when he’s so far gone in his little cock drunk haze he’ll believe anything, and it’s cute to see him panicked.

hey that's me

you're a pretty cool mutual i think im gonna stab you tonight

AWE THANK YOU MOOTIE ☹️☹️ What a sweetheart . It's okay im putting on my best stabbing attire for you rn . Get the comically big knife ready

pressing the emergency stop button in the elevator so i can grab my boyfriend and pound into him as hard as i can, coming inside of him.

i immediately press it to turn it off, watching him quickly try to compose himself before the doors reopen.