Alternatively,
Carlos: Morgan, I think I figured out why you’re such a dick. You have updog.
Morgan: No.
Morgan needs to be right down there with Nicodemus in the ‘pulls into the drive through and orders a black coffee then leaves’ corner
It had to be done. Feel free to argue over who goes where (except for Harry. Harry stays right where he is), and you can add more characters if you want! :P
Headcanon:
Carlos refers to Morgan as "Uncle Morgan" on a regular basis. Morgan has given up on trying to get him to stop.
Carlos: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Morgan?
Morgan: No.
Harry: I do
Carlos: I know, Harry
Harry: I'm sad
Carlos: I know, Harry
This is either Anastasia and Morgan back when he was an apprentice, or Morgan and one of the young wardens.
“Can you hit him with your knife?”
“I believe the technical term is stab.”
**Harry turns around and Morgan is standing there**
Harry: Okay, go ahead and insult me like you always do.
Morgan: No. Too easy. When you least expect it.
**Later**
Harry: Well?
Morgan: Not yet. But soon. *cracks knuckles* Very soon.
**Even later**
Morgan: You’re stupid.
Harry: …that’s it?
Morgan: Give it time. It’ll eat at ya.
**Much later**
Harry: …am I stupid?
Molly: *nods* Yeah. Little bit.
Harry: *thinking* Damn him.
I never get bored of making Dresden look ridiculous. And yet this somehow makes more sense than the real covers xD.
You know...
Cʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇꜱʜᴏᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴇɴᴀᴅᴇꜱ. {23}
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