Im Cain And Im Abel

may his pussy haunt the narrative forever

I love splatoon

Hero Mode Weapons: Here's the Platinum Motherfucker Supreme 4000 rpm Shooter that lets you wipe out an entire army by yourself.

Online Battle Weapons: Here's a reasonable weapon :) With a subweapon that compliments it nicely :) It's not perfect but in the right hands it's great! :)

Salmon Run Weapons: Here's the Goobschnoozler Piece o' Shit-o-matic. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

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Speaking of all that "record computer audio clearly with a tape cassette with this one simple trick" thing.

Typical found footage/found tapes horror protagonist comes across my cassette lying in the woods and is like "oh. What's this? Wonder what's on this" and the woods whisper in return but they brush it off as wind. Two men drop a mirror and a black cat hisses at them on the way back. The streetlight infront of their house flickers then gives out. They swear they can hear creaking somewhere in their house as they sit down, calling a buddy and cracking wise about this strange tape they found (Mainly to satisfy the human urge to share experience, but a small, subconcious part hoping to relieve brewing nerves) before hitting play. Shrek 2 but every time he says donkey it gets faster audio only

Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

@forgetmenautical oh that’s comfort of my gore character

me when it’s time to see a Jack Quaid character get the absolute shit beaten out of him for my entertainment:

Awesome edit ^-^

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