Jesus If Kids Only Knew . .

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

“How’s life?”

Me:

Emma: don't fratanize with the creature I'm still training it.

Emma's Mom; it's a dog Emma.

Emma: Yeah, I was talking to him.

So Batman died last week and no one was gonna tell me?

Hear me out. . . Yelena Belova and Kate Bishop romantic tension in Hawkeye. Their personalities! Their predisesors! I don't know what I'm saying but I ship it okay. . .

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

I Can't Wait For Legend Of Korra to come to Netflix!!! I honestly like LOK better then ATLA cause of how much more chaotic they are lmao. . .

C. H. Birch

Yellow Pillow

Not gonna specifically tag anyone...but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.

Max: so me and my friends were talking abut my friends hair -coughs aggressively- she said "so my hair gets super curly" and so I said "like pubic hair" so I basically compared my friends hair to pubic hair -dies coughing- she's black

Again late Night Conversations Between Siblings