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I like to think that op calls their cat bagel so whenever they have to introduce her it goes like “her name is bagel, everything bagel” and I like that
My cat's name makes her vet bills look like fucked up breakfast orders
A story in two parts
saw this at goodwill today almost bought it
I'm going to be sick
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
they hate each other.
can anyone translate whatever the hell my little brother has going on rn
They will break all the same
