Good to know Alex has been writing some fanfiction in his spare time
"We may be small, but our hearts are large! Metaphorically speaking!" - Octavius; Night At the Museum (2006)
dont be scared, even cryptids probably cum
My favourite thing about Taskmaster is the neurodivergence seeping through the contestants as they try to work out the tasks
how do people ummmm focus and pay attention and get out of the mind and into the world
Late diagnosis does not equal low support needs.
Being verbal does not equal low support needs.
Having good grades does not equal low support needs.
Being employed does not equal low support needs.
Living alone does not equal low support needs.
Having periods of remission does not equal low support needs.
Not having support workers does not equal low support needs.
No single factor dictates the support needs of a person.
that james acaster quote where he jokes about only releasing comedy specials at the same time that geniuses reinvent the genre is so funny to me because what does he think he did with repertoire
lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship
I'm trying to prove something.
People being like "why is Ken just Ken" and thinking it's a gimmick for girl bossing Barbie clearly never watched Barbie Life in the Dream House because if they had they'd know that Ken is a very smart and capable guy but chooses to dedicate his life to Barbie because he loves her. He literally has a sixth sense for if Barbie is unhappy or needs something and will drop everything to help/cheer her up. Ken chooses not to pursue careers like Barbie does because it would interrupt his Barbie time. Ken is a self imposed trophy husband and I won't let people question his decision!
James Acaster on Episode Three of Celebrity Hunted
@jamesjyu and @sudowrite are stealing protected works to train their AI & harassing writers/committing libel against them. Their spam bot is accusing authors of plagiarism to trick readers into copyright theft on @sudowrite's behalf.
All @s are twitter handles.
I don't have the energy to tackle this disgusting can of worms but the gross behavior these people have displayed with artists is, unsurprisingly, spreading to writers.
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the party would have fucking loved webkinz
Five, One.
It did psychic damage to me, seeing both spiderverse and Barbie trending at the same time.
The girlies. The girlies have been fed.
Look out. They're frothing today.
Behold
No. Wrong. It should say “This is a ken.” And “This Barbie rides the squirrel.”
I’m just right.
"This Barbie is" memes are making my day
Just like the Tumblr sexymen poll killed Queen Elizabeth and Destiel going canon forced Putin to "resign," I guess now, Barbie has arrested Donald Trump.
i know it’s literally the bare minimum, but hearing people on taskmaster using they/them pronouns for mae martin feels very nice as a non binary person
When I first started watching Taskmaster, I genuinely thought Greg and Alex were married
I can't believe Taika Waititi made all the vampires gay, and now he's making all the pirates gay. literally no one else is doing it like him.
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Taskmaster S03E01
get urself someone who looks at you the way David and Lee look at each other
Imagine me popping bubble wrap inside your brain bp bp bp bp bp