Due First Being Sick Zack Gets Put In Charge Zack Then Puts Kunsel In Charge What Happens

due first being sick zack gets put in charge zack then puts kunsel in charge what happens

Lazard: Why is Kunsel running First Class operations?

Zack: I put him in charge!

Lazard: What? You were supposed to be in charge while the First Class are out sick.

Zack: Yeah, but Kunsel's literally prepared for EVERYTHING. Show him, buddy!

Kunsel: Yeah, I've got emergency protocols for missions, backup copies of every mission report since SOLDIER's founding, contingency plans for if Sephiroth turns evil—

Lazard: What

Kunsel: —plans for when someone discovers they're part of a science experiment, guidelines for what to do when someone burns down Nibelheim, a handbook titled "What To Do If Your Superior Officer Grows A Wing", backup plans for when President Shinra inevitably gets assassinated, instructions for "In Case of Alien Mother", and instructions for how to cure sudden cellular degradation.

Lazard: I'm going to pretend I'm suffering from memory loss so I don't have to worry about this.

Kunsel: Oh, I have a backup plan for sudden memory loss too. It's paired with my "So You Think You're Zack Fair" wellness pamphlet.

Zack: What?

Kunsel: Don't worry about it.

Zack: Okay :)

Lazard: