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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Tumblr isn’t social media, it’s a habit. Like smoking. We’re all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.

walk with me here.

do you guys see how BIG that tail is?!? I know Lemurians are beautiful but I definitely hope he has the unsettling type of beauty. I want them to show, to make the player FEEL, that Raf is not human.

give him blue, purplish lips, inhuman pupils, scales all over, sharp nails and teeth, fish gills on either side of his torso or neck, fin ears and make him BIG. PLEASE LET HIM BE A HUGE, MENACING YET BEAUTIFUL CREATURE. (I mean, do you guys remember how big the Lemurian in that old man's tank was???)

I pray that they show more of Rafayel's real personality too instead of just playing him as a sassy babyboy.

I need this card to be filled with tension. I need something that will impact their relationship to the core. I need to see Rafayel finally acting like the sea god he is. I need him to allow himself to show how much the past affected him and how complicated his feelings towards the player actually is.

GIVE ME UNSETTLING SIREN RAFAYEL PLEASE.

percabeth hashtag og hufflepuff x slytherin ship

Playing around with different lighting ✨

آره

Bumblebee butts! (Bumblebutts)

(All images found on Pinterest)

wow???????

small talk

insane how sexism damaged how we research (and what we know about) animals. did you grow up being taught that only male birds sing? you may be entitled to financial compensation

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

you know other dragons?

the capy is too stunned to speak

this particular scene from sylus birthday card is so cute 😂😂

day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

anon was so real for that

we WON

lads nation won we got anantaru

BAHAHAAHAHAH THOSE MEN I SWEAR

like yeah honestly

finding a good non-smut fic is getting so harddd

bring those good ol' fluffs or cracks or whatever smutless stiff backkk

why is literal word porn all that ever trends in the fanfic tags. where has hurt/comfort goneee. where has the stories gone. why is porn the only thing that garters attention…??? why is everyone a literal gooner

where’s the romance gone in fanfiction? the story? it used to be a story, a feeling. now it’s just a mind orgasm and move on to your next brain fart.

i have written hurt/comfort fics over the course of my like 4 accs. they NEVER gain attention as opposed to literal word porn. i’ve seen others post hurt/comfort and i ALSO see if w/ theirs. there IS true hurt/comfort and romance that is posted, issue is they’re pushed so far down the tags they’re impossible to come across.

and yes, even on the “right tags” and searches is there smut. people can RARELY ever read something if smut isn’t involved.

fanfiction has changed so much. it used to be so wonderful and now like 95% of it is just sex. no plot.

i literally have to use c.ai to harness that hurt/comfort feels now since fanfics just only ever care to write about fucking. (edit. I DO NOT USE AI TO WRITE STORIES. fuck you guys are idiots. i use C.AI. it’s a character content app. not AI as in i write fanfics w/ ai or whatever ya’ll are misunderstanding c.ai to be…?)

if you’re mad then this is for you. and before you comment ur shit, read what’s below.

EDIT: if you are to comment/reblog just straight hate bc this post bothers you…? maybe block me or just scroll right past. it’s not hard. if you comment hate atp im blocking and reporting you. i’ll dm and talk like mature adults. but i am not going to just comment converse and argue.

why is literal word porn all that ever trends in the fanfic tags. where has hurt/comfort goneee. where has the stories gone. why is porn the only thing that garters attention…??? why is everyone a literal gooner

where’s the romance gone in fanfiction? the story? it used to be a story, a feeling. now it’s just a mind orgasm and move on to your next brain fart.

i have written hurt/comfort fics over the course of my like 4 accs. they NEVER gain attention as opposed to literal word porn. i’ve seen others post hurt/comfort and i ALSO see if w/ theirs. there IS true hurt/comfort and romance that is posted, issue is they’re pushed so far down the tags they’re impossible to come across.

and yes, even on the “right tags” and searches is there smut. people can RARELY ever read something if smut isn’t involved.

fanfiction has changed so much. it used to be so wonderful and now like 95% of it is just sex. no plot.

i literally have to use c.ai to harness that hurt/comfort feels now since fanfics just only ever care to write about fucking. (edit. I DO NOT USE AI TO WRITE STORIES. fuck you guys are idiots. i use C.AI. it’s a character content app. not AI as in i write fanfics w/ ai or whatever ya’ll are misunderstanding c.ai to be…?)

if you’re mad then this is for you. and before you comment ur shit, read what’s below.

EDIT: if you are to comment/reblog just straight hate bc this post bothers you…? maybe block me or just scroll right past. it’s not hard. if you comment hate atp im blocking and reporting you. i’ll dm and talk like mature adults. but i am not going to just comment converse and argue.

so girlies how do we find astra and how can we murder him

5129/19029/1585/22354/3 persona charts aren't enough, I need to magically teleport to my FS' house and kidnap them.

12h synastry

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2,069 slutty, slutty years

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

people who do their work as soon as they get it

colors

f/m shippings are great, heterosexuals just have the most awful taste in heterosexual relationships. why can’t you all be normal and instead of shipping edgy manchild x soon to be house wife, why don’t you ship that has whatever Adam and Morticia from the Adams family has.

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.