Even In The Darkest Timeline.. They Are Besties

A cis woman tells me that maybe she should transition to gain male privilege as I'm recovering from getting beaten up in the men's bathrooms.

I tell her to be my guest and give me a call when she gets her jaw broken, I always carry a first aid kit and a pepper spray.

She calls me a misogynistic asshole.

A cis man tells me that he'd sure love some T.

Gave him my prescription and best of luck with the constant shortages and getting denied.

He calls me a pussy.

I'm fighting for my life and reproductive rights. I get told to get off women's fights, that it's not about me, like I shed my womb after my first T shot.

I search for support groups for SA victims, and I'm stuck in the same “women/NBs only”. Still shooting my shot, send an application. I introduce myself. Never get a call back.

I go to a trans night. Say I go by he/him. Get told back “yeah, that's how we all start !” by a trans woman. I'm too exhausted, I get up and I leave.

I hang out with my friends, one of them drunkenly says masculinity is a prison we must learn to escape. She gets rows of applause. Back to drinking alone.

Yes I could explain it. But who'd you rather be ? A delusional girl or a man made threat ?Or it could be better, I could just not exist ! And we'd bleach my corpse and I'd become a casualty. Not an F, ot an M, a W for Wound and for Wrong.

I put a candle on a single cupcake, 2 years on HRT. I blow it in the dark. Curtains closed like casket.

i love this

for doodles: your jon matteson cinematic universe interacting because im actually so obsessed with them

You’re giving me an opportunity to explain my new hc and dynamic ideas so here we go

+ bc some people on my last jon matteson-verse post said it would make sense (and funny), Boy Jerry and Gary are now twins. But they don’t really like each other

+ on the other hand bc of Jon’s newest lore drop about Trevor, Richie n Trevor are twins now and Daniel (stopwatch) is their little brother (or cousin idk)

+ meanwhile Paul is too much of an Only Child™️ to me but he still get caught up by the family’s mess

This family is a mess man, family gathering is wild

Bonus:

Wiggly overseeing this family:

Canon 🙏

I just got done dyeing my hair and, you know what?

Richie Lipschitz deserves the euphoric moments of hanging out with your friends, eating snacks and listening to shitty music while dying your hair.

(Richie dyes the front piece of his hair blue, Ruth does red or pink peek-a-boo, Step does green ends and Pete matches with a few strands of it. Grace does NOT join in but does wear a clip in extension for the heck of it. Max would do blue all over mistaking it for temporary pomade)

any queer person born after 1993 can't cook...all they know is the outsiders, matt dillon, sophia coppola playing the girl in the movie who asks for fifteen cents, sodapop curtis, eat hot chip and be the only one in their english class who secretly shipped jally

bro Hersheys just got chopped 😔

what the frank this is so ducking cool?!

Loyal knight, Sir Talis

yes.

is anyone else scared

mutual 1: breaking into the ice court tomorrow. about to be rich lol

mutual 2: my shoes are welding into this incinerator rn don’t join a gang guys

mutual 3: just gambled away the last of my money!

mutual 4: i can’t believe i’m making bombs for a living i used to be rich as fuck i don’t need this

mutual 5: does anyone else hear the voices of the dead calling out to them or is that just me?

mutual 6: my girlfriend put me in jail omg i should’ve never trusted a grisha this is so embarrassing

this may seem weird considering i just made my blog but, are there like proper rules for the whole MDNI thing??? im so confused with what i can and cannot do?? sorry for bothering you??

i’m not fully sure if i understand the question, but if you mean it in the ‘how should i go about things if i see an account that says minors don’t interact’ and in that case i either block the account (normally do that if it’s like, NSFW content) or i simply just scroll away. but also be aware that some people have different extremities of mdni, bc i know on tiktok many people have age limits in terms of duets but don’t care what age watches / likes their content. so you can also be aware of that

but overall i’d say that if you see an account that says MDNI (especially if it’s in their name) to completely ignore the content. and especially don’t go liking the posts or following them bc that’s invalidating their boundaries

(but also be aware of the guidelines for tumblr and that putting MDNI is not an excuse to break those guidelines, and report the people that break guidelines to keep tumblr a safe space!!)

+if i completely answered the question wrong just dm me with a little more explanation and i’ll try to answer better :) +