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RITCHIE BLACKMORE'S SECRET REVEALED

I'm sure almost every Purple fan wondered about Blackmore's strange fascination with castles, knights and medievalism overall. RITCHIE WHY??? Why disgracing the legend parading around in ridiculous tights?

Now we finally know the answer!! (very likely)

I almost accidentally made a discovery that our Black Knight is a direct descendant of British royals such as William the Conqueror and Henry Beauclerc.

In fact, that means we can name Richard the Lionheart Ritchie's distant uncle🔥😏

🔥Here you got here the whole lineage of Ritchie down to Charlemagne of the Holy Roman Empire. Of course you can check it on many genealogical websites:🔥

(Keep in mind that there are only 7 female ancestors! (in the old days that mattered))

Richard Hugh Blackmore aka RICHARD IV THE BLACK 🖤🖤🖤

Lewis John Blackmore

Silas Blackmore

Benjamin Blackmore

George Owen Blackmore

John Blackmore

Grace Byfield

John Byfield

Charles Byfield

George Byfield

William Byfield

Richard Byfield

Margaret Pierrepont

George Pierrepont

George Pierrepont

Francis Pierrepont

Henry Pierrepont

Henry Pierrepont

Edmund de Pierrepont

Edmund de Pierrepont

Margaret FitzWilliam

William FitzWilliam

William FitzWilliam

Thomas FitzWilliam

Adela Plantagenet

Hamelin Plantagenet

Adelaide of Angers (Matilda)

Henry Beauclerc of England

William of England the Conqueror

Robert de Normandy (Herleve de Falaise was his wife/lover)

Judith of Brittany (husband - Richard of Normandy)

Conan of Brittany

Judicael Berrenger de Rennes

??? de Bayeux (woman)

Berenger de Bayeux

Pepin of Senlis & Peronne & St. Quentin

Bernard of Italy

Pepin Carloman of Italy

Charlemagne of the Holy Roman Empire

I was dazed and confused when I found out the truth about Ritchie, but maybe his odd interests and character come from this😂

Also don't forget that name 'Richard' means 'strong in rule' 😂

Cursed photo of Ritchie for you as a bonus💗💓💖

(griffith... the best deep purple song place in line...)

He so foine he so grandpa i wont him🥴

Enjoy the black shirt tucked under belt fit as much as i do rn

And look at his shaved silver sides! It can be seen in the others i think ;3

The many faces of Ian Gillan.

(Sorry for bad quality but my phone is a f'ing toaster 💀)

It's the official music video of Call of the Wild (in the house of Blue light) and it's just as whimsical and majestic as their acting

It's just a silly little mess ✨

@shades-of-tiefes-purpur thank youu♥️

𝗝𝗮𝗻𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘆: Miss Judy's Farmi - Faces

𝗙𝗲𝗯𝗿𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘆: A Go Go - John Scotfield

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵: Don't Believe A Word - Thin Lizzy

𝗔𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗹: Beer Drinkers & Hell Raisers - ZZ Top (I wonder whats gonna happen to me this month lol)

𝗠𝗮𝘆: Rosa's Cantina - Deep Purple (👀)

𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗲: Windowpane - Opeth ( she was a fairy🧚)

𝗝𝘂𝗹𝘆: Ritmo Sbilenco - Elio e le Storie Tese (italian madness)

𝗔𝘂𝗴𝘂𝘀𝘁: A Taste Of Honey - The Artwoods (return to order)

𝗦𝗲𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿: Do Like Me - Edgar Winter Group (why I listen to this)

𝗢𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗿: Feel Like Making Love - Bob James (maybe a spicy period🌶️🌶️ bc I'm gonna start Art uni, lets hope :D)

𝗡𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿: Don't Take Me Alive - Steely Dan

𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿: Nightwalk (Vampire Blues) - Whitesnake (good instrumental to end 2024 hopefully)

Tagging: @lil-melody-moon (if you have Spotify i don't remember 😭) and whoever sees this

i wanna start a tag game so: let your spotify predict your 2024!

shuffle your on repeat playlist, and the first twelve songs represent your 2024

january- guns and ships- hamilton (idek what this could represent but okay)

february- we fell in love in october- girl in red (PLEASE)

march- say no to this- hamilton (…i have nothing to say about this)

april- castles crumbling- taylor swift ft hayley williams (damnit sad month then?)

may- you’re losing me- taylor swift (FUCK TWO SAD MONTHS?? breakup songs are even worse now that im actually in a relationship. please. better not be accurate)

june- astronomy- conan gray (please stop why am i having so many sad songs)

july- stoned- ed sheeran (oh fuck this)

august- new year’s day- taylor swift (hm okay. idk what to say about this)

september- heather- conan gray (i consider heather to be a happy song AND it’s mine and my partners song so i’m taking this as a good one)

october- 18- one direction (yessss we’re going okay now)

november- king of my heart- taylor swift (YESSS)

december- all too well (ten minute version)- taylor swift (i take it back ugh)

no pressure tags!!- @autumnleavesforwinter @weeping-in-the-willows @swiftieannah @felizusnavidad @jittyjames @anixknowsnothin (please help me get this off the ground, but also if this flops you saw nothing)

❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤ You've been Tagged to Send Love to 10 or more of your Mutuals ❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤

Thank you galll♥️ ive been nuked with love in my inbox lately😭🫰🏻

Its time for your periodical new pics dump

"My name, is Jon Lord. Not a lot of people know that..."

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Dis goes unbelievably hard

I hope the king crimson screaming guy is less scared now

My first Tom sketches yall he's impossible to draw I swear😭

+ edit: I finished this yall finally😭