Alexei Won Himself A Woody Woodpecker Plushie And Was Having A Great Time Until MR TERMINATOR HAD TO

Lesbians can only interact with male characters in one of three ways: as the father, the son, or the holy spirit

Why is Woody Allen trending y’all got my hopes up that the man was brutally murdered for NOTHING

Me when I’m a floopy haired autistic person of high intelligence raised in a bum ass town that while caring about my coworkers feels an intrinsic alienation from them and everyone around me that leads me to helping the cannibalistic serial killer that me and my coworkers are activity trying to catch.

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Feat. @spermian

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

Can we talk about this?!

NoHo Hank is still my bestie but we are NO LONGER on speaking terms

Everyday I wake up and think I need to dress more like Mickey Milkovich

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