Also When Did Mikasa And Armin Give Up On Reiner's Eren, Cause I Think I Remember It Taking A Loong Time

So uuuuhhhh…got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new.

i like to think pure vanilla cookie doesnt wear pants a lot 

au where bi-han's "betrayal" was just a ruse to escape and kuai and tomas never leave the lin kuei. shang tsung loses evrything, his soul stealers, dragon army + allies so he just walks into the lin kuei one day and says he wants to join up. bi-han scoffs, cause the lin kuei "breed the best warriors in earthrealm with absolute loyalty to the clan" basically from infancy, you don't just waltz in and sign up like it's a gym membership! but shang says smth like "you'll find me quite breedable." bi-han goes silent, gives him that little eyebrow raise and just like that shang's in. everyone instantly loathes him esp kuai but ironically, bi-han who is the biggest hater (besides frost) is the only one who can seem to tolerate shang cause they're constantly validating each other's delusions of grandeur. kuai's almost always outraged at everything shang proposes cause his plans sound completely unhinged and lowkey sinister so he immediately denounces it like "father would not approve." and shang smirks and purrs "your father is not here and i do not need his approval nor yours~only that of our grandmaster~" and from then on in clan meetings he's just sitting in bi-han's lap preening while bi-han strokes him like a cat. all the lower lin kuei are confused af at this turn of events and meanwhile kuai, tomas, sektor and cyrax are all plotting several different ways to murder shang and undo whatever brainwashing he did to bi-han without lobotimizing him.

i need infinite money forever so i can get everyone so so so many little gifts

Congratulations on 100! Would you be up for doing some Aleduncan? No worries if not :)

You said "some" so here we go (?)

I thought I posted this one but was wrong ig, a dump :P

its the perfect post everything asked is answered

Laloward and Lacho Scary Ghost AU anyone? I'm here for the horror. Add Ciro and Domingo in the mix.