FUNNIEST WAY TO DESCRIBE THIS SHOW

you aren't gonna believe who is getting laid soon, read the first two words <3

when i land on the light dragon i bake a fruit cake on her head

Whenever I see the light dragon I say "Oh hang on it's the wife." I then proceed to launch up to her from the nearest tower. Skydive to land on her head. Run down her spine to collect shards. Run back to her head. Smooch her on the nose. Fire an arrow into her horn then leap off to skydive after the falling piece. Grab it midair and land safely on the ground. Looking back I say "Thanks honey see you later" then proceed to go about whatever I was doing like that was no biggie.

The only tiktok trend that matters is people filming those easter chickens and then going “who did ____ without permission?” and one of the chickens is so fucked up and its obvious who the answer is and the intro to You Gotta Move by Mississippi Fred McDowell is blasting

HI LUCY!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Oh haha theyre like a group of silly ghost guys with a leader!!!

OH.

not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?