What Your Favourite Rpgmaker Game Says About You

Pokemon Purses released by Maruyoshi

i unfortunately havent played it yet, so i wouldnt be able to comment. im sorry :(

what your favourite rpgmaker game says about you

Yume Nikki: you love exploration, figuring out little details that may key in to something bigger. you might be mute. you are absolutely depressed. you probably have a ton of really old video games.

OFF: you wanted an actual rpg. came for the gameplay, stayed for the story. you might have made an elsen oc. you either want to hug zacharie or fuck him. theres no inbetween

Space Funeral:

Ib: you like puzzles. a lot. you probably get angry when people don’t understand what the “deeper meaning” of a piece of art is. you, yourself, are at least decent at art. garry is your waifu.

Dreaming Mary: gameplay can go to hell for all you care. you like deep, complex stories. called undertale a piece of art for having more than one ending. you got really upset when penn guindel died.

Ao Oni: you have probably also played hetaoni. you are a master at escaping from bad situations. you either want to light the oni on fire or give him a big smooch.

The Crooked Man: you think jumpscares are real horror. you hate needing to go to certain spots to save. you’ve either mastered difficult boss battles or you win them thanks to luck. you probably like creepypasta.

.flow: you liked yume nikki and wanted to try out its edgy cousin. broke your computer’s locale just to load this fucking game god i wish that were me

what your favourite rpgmaker game says about you

Yume Nikki: you love exploration, figuring out little details that may key in to something bigger. you might be mute. you are absolutely depressed. you probably have a ton of really old video games.

OFF: you wanted an actual rpg. came for the gameplay, stayed for the story. you might have made an elsen oc. you either want to hug zacharie or fuck him. theres no inbetween

Space Funeral:

Ib: you like puzzles. a lot. you probably get angry when people don’t understand what the “deeper meaning” of a piece of art is. you, yourself, are at least decent at art. garry is your waifu.

Dreaming Mary: gameplay can go to hell for all you care. you like deep, complex stories. called undertale a piece of art for having more than one ending. you got really upset when penn guindel died.

Ao Oni: you have probably also played hetaoni. you are a master at escaping from bad situations. you either want to light the oni on fire or give him a big smooch.

The Crooked Man: you think jumpscares are real horror. you hate needing to go to certain spots to save. you’ve either mastered difficult boss battles or you win them thanks to luck. you probably like creepypasta.

.flow: you liked yume nikki and wanted to try out its edgy cousin. broke your computer’s locale just to load this fucking game god i wish that were me

sir that’s my emotional support knife collection

you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia

Some of you guys are like, Be Gay Do Crime, but are also like, Shoplifting makes you evil and you’re personally stabbing into people’s paychecks if you steal

can i just say who cares if it’s a phase??

The fact of the matter is, if it is a phase, I’m right in the middle of it, so it’s who I am in this moment we’re existing in. Go find hypothetical future me if you wanna talk to them about how it was a phase. 

I have this denim jacket with a ridiculous amount of iron-on patches on it and im very proud of all the patches ive manages to cram on there but i never… wear it…

What things look good with a denim jacket? I feel like wearing it with jeans is too much denim.

why cant google be a free therapist when i type in my extremely unique situation mental health question into the search bar

ill never forgive the public education system