Caduceus Vibes
Jaune: Why are you wearing women's clothes?
Mercury: Uh... Just because?
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Mercury: (Bridal carried by Jaune) Y'know, if the internet saw us right now, they would be having FITS!
Jaune: What are you talking about?
Mercury: We must go to different websites, I guess.
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Mercury: (Tied up with Jaune) If you don't quit squirming, I'm going to "unload my shells" right into your "sword sheath"! And by sword sheath, I mean-
Jaune: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Mercury: WHAT?! I'm a red-blooded young adult male! It's friction and junk-ology and spandex grinding against leather and JUST PLEASE stop wiggling your bondage rope-
Jaune: WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP SO I CAN THINK?!
Mercury: DON'T YELL AT ME! That's totally one of my turn-ons!
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Mercury: You saved me~!
Mercury: Just remember, anytime you need hole-filling-
Jaune: Aaand you ruined it!
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Jaune: We are NOT your dads!
Mercury: Don't listen to Daddy Arc, Kiddo~!
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Mercury: Oh no... You drank TOO MUCH succubus juice!
Jaune: (Dancing) Actually, this is the most free I've felt in MONTHS! GET UP HERE! That is, unless you're rhythmically challenged~!
Mercury: YOU DARE QUESTION MY MOVES?! Fine! These ladies want the Merc? (Dancing) THEY'RE GONNA GET THE MOUTH~!
Jaune: BRING IT!
Mercury: (Dancing against Jaune) You... You're really putting on a show, dude!
Jaune: This will never, EVER happen in my life again! I might as well enjoy it~!
Mercury: You sunshine-assed little maniac~! DANCE, YOU FOOL, DANCE~!
Cinder: How long do you think we can make them do this~?
Pyrrha: Until it bores us~.
Cinder: You're alright, Nikos.
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Jaune: ...Why are you holding my hand?
Mercury: It helps me focus...
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Jaune: (Holding Arkos art) Uh, what is this?
Mercury: (Yoink!) NOTHING! Just some fan-art~!
Artist: No, it's true! You were in love-
Mercury: Yeah, with me~!
Jaune: I don't know if I believe you.
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Jaune: MERCURY?! Argh... Figures...
Oscar: I... I don't understand... The spell was supposed to summon your soulmate... I must have messed up the spell!
Jaune: Soulmates?! We're just friends, Oscar!
Mercury: That's what YOU think! But this proves otherwise. It's science!
Jaune: It's not science; it's magic!
Mercury: Oh, you old softie~! Looks like this spell worked juuust fine~!
Outfit of the day (James Earl Jones as Thulsa Doom, Conan the Barbarian, 1982)
psychic kiddies having lunch!
ok looks like we're gonna be doing the same thing, different verse, now that it's Kamala Harris on the Dem ticket instead of Joe Biden.
friendly reminder that one of these 2 people is getting elected. there's not a magical 3rd party person who's mystical and perfectly progressive who is gonna come out of the woodwork and save us. not voting or voting 3rd party isn't a "protest," it's capitulation. so let's do a comparison:
I forgot to add to this that Trump also stated he will deport any non-citizen who protests the war in Gaza.
In case you don't believe me re: the last Trump point.