Conserve Energy, People

you guys wanna see something really good ?

Me

THE LAST 24HRS BEEN LIKE:

Agust D charting high on iTunes with a 2 years old mixtape. ARMYs are wild.

BTS might start a new show called ‘BTS Burn The Stage’. ARMYs are lost.

Jin shopped his bangs with meat scissors and got scolded. ARMYs are laughing/worried. 

BTS won 7 Soompi awards. ARMYs are celebrating. 

Hixtape preview. ARMYs are screaming.

Hixtape release date dropped. ERROR 404: ARMYs Not found. 

I’m still shook

i will never,,, in all the remaining years of my life,,, forget the classic lie as to harry james potter looking snape dead straight in the eyes and saying roonil wazlib was his nickname

99% of history must be basically total BS if you can’t even get current news without bias.

Percy: why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Annabeth [sighing]: because their hands are too sh-

Nico: because they’re all dead.

Annabeth: I can’t compete with you physically, but you’re no match for my brains.

Jason: You’re that smart?

Annabeth: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Jason: Yes.

Annabeth: Morons.