Such A Funny Little Goof

I don't care what anyone says about the Jacket. Hawks in the OVA is stupidly cute. When he does the little peace sign, its just. Its just. SEND ME TO THE SKIES HE IS TOO CUTE TO COMPREHEND!!!

Plus the jacket reminds me of a hunter style. Like those camo jackets hunters wear in the forest/woods so its harder for animals to spot them.

Looks like updates will be a lot slower :/ My laptop is really old and is on its last steps. My new computer is having power issues, so I will have to write everything on my phone. Big sadge

Things that absolutely send me in fan-fics

CONSENT

Fluff

slow burns

characters that are written true or close to their actual character

smut that isn’t rushed or just pure sex, it got the little things in it as well that make it more passionate 

Mood

I'm in a writing mood. Time to write chapter 5

"Hawks has small ankles."

I mean, yeah? He flies everywhere, and it's even stated that he is rarely on the ground. Man doesn't walk much, but even then, he still is very fast in the air and on foot.

My Discord account got hacked. How fun <_> Well, while I work on trying to get it back, I hope yall are having a good day/night/afternoon/morning.

Anyways, heres a question for yall.

Shipping isn't trying to explain why a relationship is actually canon. It's not even trying to explain why it should or could be canon. Shipping is saying "wouldn't it be funny if these two fucked" and everyone needs to remember that.

Me: *trying to sleep*

Also me:

*Looks at the time, seeing that its 12 AM* FUCK

canon vs fanon Hawks and how they’d have sex with their girlfriend. would it be rough and hard or soft and gentle?

How would they have sex? Hmmm.. Now if we go off how Hawks acts.

Canon would be the type to not hold back. He may be gentle in the beginning, just so his partner is adjusted and comfortable. But after that, he would go at a pace he deems himself as pleasurable. He would not hold back moans or words, he would speak his mind during sex, and tell his partner how they make him feel. Once he set is mind on something, he will not stop until he has accomplished his goal. All in all, Canon would be rough, even if he isn't very good in the beginning, he learns and adjusts to be very flexible in bed.

Now Fanon. Fanon? Fanon.

Fanon, this man. Fucks. And he knows he does. His partner is always satisfied, and he makes sure of it. He will always put their needs over his in bed, though sometimes he can be selfish. He can be very gentle and seducing, or rough and sexy. He is for foreplay, and maybe a bit of roleplay when the mood is right. He will always make sure his hands are going something, he is a very touchy person and loves to hold his partner. The way Fanon sees it, if his partner is enjoying herself, then he is enjoying himself as well.

I LOVE your C. Hawks vs F. Hawks posts! It’s so funny to see how use-to fanon hawks I am when all your posts on him feels like something I’ve read before, but with canon it feels so new to me cause I never see him canon-written! ❤️ If requests are okay, what about in a romantic situation? 🤔 Maybe asking you out in a date and how both would go about it?

Lets see here... let's go with you are NOT a hero, you have been friends with Hawks for about a year now, and in that span, he has caught feelings.

Canon Hawks is a helpless romantic that has no idea what he is actually doing, but is trying his best. He doesn't want to ruin his first relationship, and doesn't want to lose you either. He has tried those magazine quizzes, advice online, even asked his friends about relationship advice, which didn't help. He sees you walk by and gets nervous, buy steels his nerves as you say hello. He greets you back, and asks what you are up too. After doing so, he looks around to make sure no one is within earshot. He doesn't need paparazzi and crazy teenage fans tearing him a new one. You notice him looking around, and ask if he is okay. He laughs it off and says, of course he is. As you two talk for a bit about ya'lls day (pardon my southern), he then asks if you are busy the next day. You wonder why asks, but realize his wings are down to nubs for he had recently gone through a tiresome search and rescue mission. Saying yes, he then proceeds to straight up ask you on a date. He doesn't beat around the bush either, he says a nice dinner, a movie, maybe even an amusement park, not all in that order of course. You are taken back by him asking you out, and ask why a date? He tells you he has no self control over what he wants, he saw you and wanted to be with you, but didn't want to scare you off. The practiced response you knew very well. You thought about it for a bit before accepting. He gives you a genuine smile and walks with you as the two of you continued to plan the date. A weight is lifted off his chest and his nerves die down, but not entirely. He is still nervous about the date, and tells you to tell him if you feel he is moving too fast. He does not want to make you uncomfortable in the slightest, and he does not want to act as if he knows what he is doing. He is honest when he says he knows little to nothing about dating due to working constantly and his days off are him resting, or out with his hero friends. He always has to keep up his image and isn't a fan of people treating him like his untouchable idle, or a man with the world in his palms. He tells you, that you treat him as a person, as a human being, which he truly appreciates. Hearing these things aren't new to you, as he has told you before, but it always surprises you that his response never changes. Before you two could continue conversation, a crowd of fans come by and you are pushed aside as the rampant teens and 20 somethings bombard him with compliments, questions and requests. You chuckle, used to it and wait nearby for him to finish tending to his fans.

Vs.

Fanon Hawks has gone and dated almost all of Japan by this point, yet he is very drawn to you of all people. He has dated other models, celebrities, even a few other heros, but is still enamored by you than all of them. He sees you walk by and he flies down to you, greeting you as he lands by your side. You greet him back, and already his is flirting with you, calling you pet names and asking if you are free tomorrow. You know that it's his day off tomorrow and luckily you are off work too. Saying yes, he smiles and suggests a date at a local amusement park. You raise a brow at his suggestion, knowing he wants to sleep with you. He has tried many different ways to get into your pants, all failing. However you would be surprised to say the least, seeing him take the romantic approach. You were curious about it and told him yes, on one condition. He asks what it was, and you tell him that you aren't sleeping. He blinks for a minute before he bursts laughing. He knew that was going to be the condition considering he his many advances. Shaking his head, Hawks proceeds to tell you that he rather it be a date-date, and that he actually wants to spend time with one of his best friends. Rolling your eyes, you agree, which makes his wings flutter and his smile wider. You two continue to walk as you plan the date. You knew that people would see it as him trying to get into another girl's pants, but he didn't see it that way. He didn't want you to see it that way either. Knowing Hawks for a year, you can tell when he is joking and when he is serious. Him asking you on this date, you knew he was serious. Deciding to treat it as a proper date, you think about what to wear when your are torn from your thoughts by a group of fans crowding Hawks. Some of his fans giving you dirty looks, and you being able to hear them talk about you in negative ways. You were used to it by now, in fact, its why Hawks couldn't keep a relationship for more than a week. His fans were ruthless and their online gossip was brutal. Hawks was happy you stuck around after the first month of being friends, and always apologized when things like this happened. You would always reassure him its fine, and he usually feels bad about it anyways. You decided to wait by a nearby bench and scroll through social media as he tended to his fans. You laughed to yourself once more. The infamous Hawks, genuinely asking you on a date, and no him wanting you to ruffle his feathers in bed. How interesting.