Avenge Me

Ben: Never microwave a Capri sun

Ej: what did you do?

Ben: microwave a Capri sun

Olive garden

Ticci toby: can you give me directions to the olive garden?

Ben: Why not just cultivate our own garden?

Ticci toby: That seems rational

eyeless jack in the background: ....no....

tickle

Ticci toby: *tickles masky*

masky: *Punches toby in the arm* Stop that.

ticci toby: I was just tickling you! When you get married your husband will probably do the same, would you punch him?”

masky: I’ll have you know I will let my future husband know to NEVER tickle me. I will tell him within the first three dates, I will make him SIGN A CONTRACT that says if he tickles me I WILL PERSONALLY DESTROY HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS. I WILL MAKE HIM VOW ON OUR WEDDING DAY IN FRONT OF HIS FAMILY THAT HE WILL NEVER. EVER. TICKLE ME.

ticci toby: ...

Night terrors

Kokichi: Did you dream about me last night?;)

Shuichi: Yeah, it was a nightmare

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A poem I wrote a while ago.

Toby: *screaming angrily*

Masky: *screaming back*

Ej, walking in: .... What are they doing?

Hoodie: They're blaming each other for eating all the snacks when it was actually me.

Loooovvveee

Hajime: I have feelings for you

Nagito:you do?

Hajime: Yeah, I feel you’re a little annoying