Rb If U Want To See Thirteen Hold A Cat At Some Point In Her Run

if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities

something I think we all know about fanfic, but don’t talk about because it would hurt writers feelings is that some fics are like fast food. I mean this as a compliment. I don’t always want to sit down for a six course meal that will be a flavor experience. Sometimes I just wanna dip some fries in a frosty. Sometimes I want something homecooked and delicious and super niche, but super comforting. Sometimes I want to eat an entire dark chocolate cheesecake in one sitting even though I know Its gonna make me sick. Just. holy crap, y’all. Sometimes I don’t even want fast food, I just want to eat an entire bag of chips. and yeah, I’m ashamed of myself afterwards, but at the time it was exactly what I wanted. So, no, we’re never going to say to our fanfic writers that we consider their writing to be the equivalent of a midnight run to taco bell - and we shouldn’t, feelings would be hurt by that. But writers, please, please, please, remember this. You don’t need to create a six course meal if you don’t want to. You don’t have to make something complex and homemade if you don’t want to. You don’t even have to finish cooking it - because someone will be thrilled that you brought a bowl of cookie dough and a spoon, because they cannot even consider sitting down and having a proper meal right now. It’s okay writers, whatever you decided to make. Someone was happy to have it. You gave them what they needed. You made them happy. You did good.

The emotional cost is worth a fortune

When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted

Their horrified faces 😂

Yaz: Doctor, are you alright?

Thirteen: Yeah, ’m fine!

Thirteen’s mind: i can’t fit my hand inside a pringles can. i have a huge amount of trouble fitting my hand inside of a pringles can. i can get my hand like four inches into the can but then i have to tilt the can into my mouth but then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can so they all go spilling onto my face. what i’m trying to say is the diameter of pringles cans is way too small. i’ll say it again the diameter of pringle cans is way too small. two radiuses of a pringle can is way too small. i bet ninety percent of the complaint letters pringles gets are about the width of their cans. they should just make them wider.

[Source: Make Happy]

weird and horrible how as soon as a girl turns 18 she loses any protection from being taken advantage of… 17 and a half is a child but just turned 18 is fair game for male sexual predators

Agent Carter Textposts 

S2 E6 & E7

Behind the Scenes of Nick as Emma

• I used to want to kill them all

While high on bath salt zombie drugs

And snacking on a dead man's face

• Feed my hunger for flesh

I want it warm and fresh

• Let me puke in your mouth, Em

Starkid lyrics you shouldn’t sing out loud in public

I want you to choke me, while I jerk off

People say it’s quite unlikely the two of us should stick, but I just tell ‘em hey, it’s me and my dick

Fuck you, I’m gonna kick your ass, fuck you, I’m taking you down, fuck you

Take off your clothes —> the entire song lol

Let’s get naked, yeah let’s get naked, get naked in a lake

All the grateful citizens will say to me… Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!

The Nazis are not so bad (technically not starkid but ehhh)

please continue

Pretty sure I just went to heaven for a second there

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