[13 just found river after regenerating]
13: hello sweetie
river: oh hello sw-
river: JESUS CHRIST I MARRIED THE WRONG REGENERATION
I hate the word homophobia. It’s not a phobia. You’re not scared. You’re an asshole.
Morgan Freeman
Me and my friend are watching a bunch of Jodie Whittaker movies today and trying to prove that is just the doctor fucking around and having the time of her life. First up is Attack the Block where the doctor pretends she has no idea aliens exist and says fuck as much as she can because she can swear when the bbc isn’t looking
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Trying to prove something to my sexist grandfather
Keep calm and pride on 🏳️🌈
• I used to want to kill them all
While high on bath salt zombie drugs
And snacking on a dead man's face
• Feed my hunger for flesh
I want it warm and fresh
• Let me puke in your mouth, Em
I want you to choke me, while I jerk off
People say it’s quite unlikely the two of us should stick, but I just tell ‘em hey, it’s me and my dick
Fuck you, I’m gonna kick your ass, fuck you, I’m taking you down, fuck you
Take off your clothes —> the entire song lol
Let’s get naked, yeah let’s get naked, get naked in a lake
All the grateful citizens will say to me… Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
The Nazis are not so bad (technically not starkid but ehhh)
please continue