Honey-badger-dont-give-an-frick - DemoDemon

YES

But honestly, the Empire would've had such a problem if the running time of the inhibitor chip had been limited. I mean, there was an entire clone army within the Empire lmao who thought this was a good idea, just imagine:

Whoops, Lama Su forgot to tell that the chips only work for a couple of years after being activated

One day, the Empire has thousands of happily programmed clone troopers

Next day, the Empire has thousands of very depressed and highly skilled clone troopers who legitimately have zero fucks to give

It takes a while but our boys slowly come back together, realizing that they're not alone and that the Empire doesn't have a clue

(a super secret boy band army)

So, naturally, the only option for them is to totally wreak havoc

Cody deletes all the important files he has access to. Bly writes Kick me on the back of the stormtroopers' armor. Boil sets random bunks on fire. Wooley changes the stormtroopers' comlink receiving frequency, so no one gets an order, everyone listens to soup opera

Like, even the most simple standard procedures become a failure and the Empire has no idea why

Sometimes, the stormtrooper unit for a mission consists only out of clones. Oh dear, oh no, did the rebel just escape? dAmMiT

(it was Rex who totally hugged the hell out of Cody)

Mhh weird somehow explosives disappear from the armory now who could that be

Before Palestine even understands what's going on the Death Star is already exploding, as well as most of the cruisers of his fleet

(our boys are long gone, heading for a deserted planet and are probably about to open a bar)

All I'm saying is that the moment the clones had regained their free will the Empire would've survived for approximately 0.2 seconds before being greatly fucked. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

The date is May 5th, 2055

Star Wars releases a special movie. One where Fox had his blaster set to Stun. One where Fives could tell Anakin and Rex and everyone else. One where the entire GAR comes knocking on Palpatines’ door. One where the clones follow Cut’s example and get to settle down and have families. One where they go from Droids with flesh and blood to People. One where the Empire never exists.

When someone leaves a comment on my fic and suddenly my desire to write comes back:

Everytime the kid returns from school, the dog hugs him

everything about the clones’ existence makes me so unwell. it’s like. you are a copy of a man who is a killer but he is also a father and he is whip-smart and tough but he’s a simple man and he asks for one thing when he agrees to be cloned and it’s a son. and you grow up to look just like this man but you are not his son you are his paycheck

The Transformers, episode 32 “The Master Builders”

He looks like a kid that’s trying to be upset but someone told a funny joke and they’re just exaggerating the grump factor

A very important Fives’s screen :D

Talk shit get hit

Echo: Uno!

Fives: Draw 4, draw 4 more, change the color to red, draw 2, draw 2 more, draw 2 more, draw 2 more, reverse back to me, uno, uno, I win.

Echo:

Echo: I hate you.