“I Want To Speak To A Manager,” The Middle-aged Woman Said In Her Stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago

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BITCHHHHH, WHEN WILL YOUR FAVE EVER GET A MAC CONTRACT/COLLECTION 20 YEARS FROM THE GRAVE? LIKE NOT ONLY DID SHE GIVE US JLO AS A DEPARTING GIFT FOR THE WORLD, SHE’S GIVING US A LIPSTICK LINE NOW. SELENA WAS SITTING AT THE RIGHT HAND OF JESUS LOOKING DOWN ON US AND THE HYPE SURROUNDING KYLIE JENNERS’ LIPS AND WAS LIKE “THEY MUSTVE FORGOTTEN WHO THE TRUE POUTY RED LIPSTICK QUEEN IS?”, CALLED UP MAC AND SEALED THAT DEAL. LIKE THIS WOMAN DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NATURAL ORDER AND THE CONCEPT OF LIFE AND DEATH…SHE IS STILL OUT HERE SLAYING.

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