The First Time A Guy Slaps His Dick On Your Face And Realize You’re Into It:

According to psychologist Arthur Aron, there are 36 questions that could lead to love. Each question is more probing than the previous one and leads to a mutual vulnerability that fosters closeness. The final exercise is to stare into each other’s eyes for 4 minutes.

Set I

1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?

2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?

3. Before making a telephone call, do you ever rehearse what you are going to say? Why?

4. What would constitute a “perfect” day for you?

5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?

6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?

7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?

8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.

9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?

10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?

11. Take four minutes and tell your partner your life story in as much detail as possible.

12. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?

Set II

13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?

14. Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven’t you done it?

15. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?

16. What do you value most in a friendship?

17. What is your most treasured memory?

18. What is your most terrible memory?

19. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?

20. What does friendship mean to you?

21. What roles do love and affection play in your life?

22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.

23. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people’s?

24. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?

Set III

25. Make three true “we” statements each. For instance, “We are both in this room feeling … “

26. Complete this sentence: “I wish I had someone with whom I could share … “

27. If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him or her to know.

28. Tell your partner what you like about them; be very honest this time, saying things that you might not say to someone you’ve just met.

29. Share with your partner an embarrassing moment in your life.

30. When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?

31. Tell your partner something that you like about them already.

32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?

33. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven’t you told them yet?

34. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?

35. Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?

36. Share a personal problem and ask your partner’s advice on how he or she might handle it. Also, ask your partner to reflect back to you how you seem to be feeling about the problem you have chosen. source

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I stole this jockstrap from the gym at my work and had no idea that trying the damn thing on would do this to me! My curiosity got the better of me as I finished a workout at the gym after hours. I had no idea whose it was, but I felt that after that insane workout trying to get my overweight body in shape, I deserved to have a little fun tonight. I snatched the smelly jockstrap sitting on the locker room floor and shoved it into my bag.

At home I got comfy in my bedroom and stripped naked as I laid down in bed. I pulled out the jockstrap and sniffed it. Yeah this thing gave me an instant boner! I decided to be a little adventurous and wanted to try the thing on, even though it was way too small for me. I’d always thought transformation porn was hot and wanted to imagine myself shifting into whoever owned this jockstrap.

As soon as I started slipping the jock on I noticed my legs became stronger and hairier. The higher I brought it up on my legs, I noticed my entire body was changing. My pudgy belly shrunk down and my ass became toned and perfect. The jockstrap that once looked like it would never fit around my waist now fit me perfectly. I could feel my face change but I was honestly too frightened to see what had happened.

“Holy shit…” I said aloud in Ethan’s voice. Ethan is a younger coworker and I had no idea the guy wore these things. I mean, damn, he, or rather I, looked great in it. I flexed a little bit and rubbed my hands all over my new body. I was still getting used to being 50 pounds lighter and having this sexy face. I bet I could go out on the town using Ethan’s face and hit on any guy I wanted.

The idea of impersonating Ethan gave me an instant boner and I immediately hopped on the idea. I left the jockstrap on and started trying to find old clothes that used to fit me (and would fit Ethan’s slender frame). The end result wasn’t the best, but damn I was gonna have fun being Ethan tonight! I haven’t been this excited in years!

Maybe a kiss cam in Las Vegas wasn’t the best idea….

finally after all this years, i’ve drew the four of them. i know pink is different now but when i drew her the episode jungle moon just aired………………………………… DONATIONS: ko-fi.com/inkershike

looks like your a Britney fan. If so that makes you my spirit animal. There's pretty much only two things that have gotten me through life. Dick and Britney Spears.

Thank you, but I believe you mean Spearit Animal.

And yes, I begin and end each day as a disciple of Britney and kneel at the altar of Dick.

Spears 3:16

“For James & Lynn so loved the world, that They gave Their begotten Daughter, that whosoever believes in Her shall not perish, but be granted eternal LYFE, bitch.”

On this day, the day of Her birth, I hope all of my followers will accept Her into their hearts and remember the reason for the Season. 👸

Merry Britmas, y’all!

#gAyMEN

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