Jesseroxursox - The Daily Life Of Paradise

$8,950,000 /5br/6200 sq ft

Built in 1984

Sagaponack, NY

I want your workout!

Chest Day:Flat bench 5x5Dumbbell incline bench 4x8Skull crushers 4x8Dumbbell flat bench 4x8French press 4x8Dips 4x8Cable chest fly 4x8Cable pulldowns 4x8Cable chest upward fly 4x8Decline hammer press 4x8

Back Day:Deadlift 5x5Cable row 4x8Cable pull down 4x8Bent over barbell row 4x8Cable reverse fly 4x8EZ bar curls 4x8Dumbbell curls 4x8 Wide grip pull ups 4x8Suspended crunches 3x16

Shoulder day:Military press 5x5Barbell shrugs 4x8Upright row 4x8Seated front raise 4x8Seated lateral raise 4x8Arnold press 4x8Reverse cable flies 4x8Seated dumbbell press 4x8

Arm day:Chin-ups 5x5Dips 4x8EZ bar curl 4x8Skull crushers 4x8Dumbbell curl 4x8 (each side)French press 4x8Cable curls 4x8Cable pulldown 4x8

Leg day:Back squat 5x5Front squat 4x8Hamstring curls 4x8Leg raises 4x8Seated leg press 4x8

If y'all have any questions, feel free to ask!

#textgram (Taken with Instagram)

i sent this photo to one of my friends 

with the caption ‘motherfuckin bubbles. you best envy me’ 

and all he did was reply with ‘ARE YOU NAKED????’

i was like, ‘what??????????no???’

‘who the fuck takes a bath naked are you mad ???’

THE SIGNS AS FAMILY MEMBERS

Aries is the baby of the family. They can’t stop screaming, can’t stop crying, and they never sleep. When they’re upset, everyone must be upset too. Nevertheless they’re very charming and always get their way with people.

Taurus is your aunt in her mid-thirties with no kids. She has flings sometimes, but she prefers the lack of emotional attachment. She looks like she’s still in her twenties and works from home since cooking and gardening are her true loves.

Gemini is your seven year old nephew. He comes home from school and he’s so excited to share his newfound knowledge with his family. He wears glasses and has a chipped tooth, because he’s always pulling dumb stunts. He gets straight A’s on his report card, but his teacher always complains about him talking too much.

Cancer is the newly-wed, pregnant mom. She’s hormonal, she’s flushed, and she’s stressed, but she’s so full of life. She’s got a lot going on and she manages to keep it together. She loves children and baking, and she gives the best advice.

Leo is your 14-year old cousin. He’s caught between worlds. On one side he’s selfish and arrogant and a brat, and on the other he’s kind and protective. He wears a mask of confidence while the world beneath him is changing.

Virgo is the tired, single mother of many. Her patience is worn thin and she swears she’s cleaned this bathroom more than three times today. Before being wound so tightly, she was a writer living a fantasy life, but she preferred independence.

Libra is your 19 year old cousin you see at your family reunion and you ask her for makeup advice. She’s nice on the surface but with a biting sarcasm to boot. She’s never dated anyone for very long, she can’t seem to make up her mind.

Scorpio is your 21 year old brother of your cousin. He’s got dark eyes and he’s trying to get into med school despite him nearly flunking freshman year. You ask him about his friends, and he says he doesn’t have many. He’s too busy chasing down his dreams to try to make up for the past.

Sagittarius is your family friend that says he hasn’t seen you since you were a wee child. He’s brought you some obscure artifact from his latest travels which you’re pretty sure he obtained illegally. He later proceeds to get drunk and offer you marijuana.

Capricorn is your stern grandmother. She’s raised many kids under her iron hand. She’s tough but fair. She’ll always have cookies when you come over but she’ll reprimand you for having too many. When she was younger, she was a successful, self-made businesswoman. 

Aquarius is your 30 year old brother. He never had much motivation, but earns a decent living from being a writer and blogger. He’s the funniest guy in your family, if anyone could ever understand his jokes. He keeps trying to talk to you about how 9/11 was an inside job, and you try to explain memes to him.

Pisces is your 18 year old sister. She just transferred colleges and decided she needed a change. She’s constantly cutting and dyeing her hair in attempts to find her real self. She drinks tons of tea and is vegan, but you’re pretty sure she still eats Chicken Nuggets.

James Bond tries to rent a car