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looks like your a Britney fan. If so that makes you my spirit animal. There's pretty much only two things that have gotten me through life. Dick and Britney Spears.

Thank you, but I believe you mean Spearit Animal.

And yes, I begin and end each day as a disciple of Britney and kneel at the altar of Dick.

Spears 3:16

“For James & Lynn so loved the world, that They gave Their begotten Daughter, that whosoever believes in Her shall not perish, but be granted eternal LYFE, bitch.”

On this day, the day of Her birth, I hope all of my followers will accept Her into their hearts and remember the reason for the Season. 👸

Merry Britmas, y’all!

#gAyMEN

when you ridin cowboy and sit on the tip then feel your walls gradually expanding as you slide down

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

What is your snapchat boo?

xo.emilio I’m pretty ratchet so beware lol

I want your workout!

Chest Day:Flat bench 5x5Dumbbell incline bench 4x8Skull crushers 4x8Dumbbell flat bench 4x8French press 4x8Dips 4x8Cable chest fly 4x8Cable pulldowns 4x8Cable chest upward fly 4x8Decline hammer press 4x8

Back Day:Deadlift 5x5Cable row 4x8Cable pull down 4x8Bent over barbell row 4x8Cable reverse fly 4x8EZ bar curls 4x8Dumbbell curls 4x8 Wide grip pull ups 4x8Suspended crunches 3x16

Shoulder day:Military press 5x5Barbell shrugs 4x8Upright row 4x8Seated front raise 4x8Seated lateral raise 4x8Arnold press 4x8Reverse cable flies 4x8Seated dumbbell press 4x8

Arm day:Chin-ups 5x5Dips 4x8EZ bar curl 4x8Skull crushers 4x8Dumbbell curl 4x8 (each side)French press 4x8Cable curls 4x8Cable pulldown 4x8

Leg day:Back squat 5x5Front squat 4x8Hamstring curls 4x8Leg raises 4x8Seated leg press 4x8

If y'all have any questions, feel free to ask!

IM CRYING

Variedad tapatia…

Love, Simon is relatable because Simon literally gets a crush on everyone he makes eye contact with that he thinks could be gay and if that isn’t the biggest gay mood