I’m Starting To Think I Won’t Get To Wittness A Trump V Desantis Debate Which Is Sad, But Probably

she took me home bc she thought i was a freak but i’m really just a silly little guy

me: … and like why is the AI revolution about automating art not labor?

dad (professional artist): well, we’ve gotta steal from the people we always steal from first, first.

airport pro tip: store your IEDs towards the top of your luggage so that they can easily accessed during checkpoints and promptly deployed mid-flight.

how do they decide who gets aux at airports?

someone is afraid to use their toes

I'm feeling primal, I should devour a Costco rotisserie chicken with my hands

posts like this make my glad i can read

day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

please say nice things about me in therapy 🥺

i microwaved my spaghetti so much that the textures broke

*visibly disheveled and with a black eye* hello youtube! welcome to part 2 of asking MMA fighters to talk with their inside voices.

i’m not sure what a vriska is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask