Stuff Like This Is Why I’m Sure The Moon Landings Aren’t Faked.

the way she put peanut butter on it got me barkin like a dog 😳😳🐶🐶

poker night w the boys got me wanting to snuggle. texas holdem? more like texas hold me, bro

she backed that ass up like a local disk

posts like this make my glad i can read

day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

sun tzu in fortnite?

the jovial jelqer strikes agian

she tab my com till i let out a wa

she wacom on my tablet till i draw

best praise comment i’ve seen so far was “are these the antifa super soldiers i’ve heard so much about”

every song that became popular exlusively from tiktok will be on youtube on a random music account and will be lauded in the comments by people who have apparently never heard music before

tony soprano is my patrick bateman

*david attenborough voice* little is known about the nesting habits of wizards although they do seem to prefer the austere solitude of towers