*waking Up At 3am To Eat Shredded Cheese Out Of The Fridge Like An Animal*: Rise And Grind

one must imagine sisyphus having good work-life balance

nothign wrong with me that an orgasm a glass of orange juice another orgasm tweleve hours of sleep another orgasm a fuckload of pasta another orgasm a hot bath anothe roorgasm a bullet to the head another orgasm taking up smoking anpther orgasm a large alcolgic beveerage and aother orgams wont fix

just had a surprisingly good and only moderately overpriced burger on the sales force anti homeless bench

feels good to be back

me gettin comfy in my alien friend greebus’s spaceship on the way to Zorbaz 5

me sitting on the floor of the bathroom with the lights off and the door closed eating bowls of pills like cereal with kamala harris: so tell me more about venn diagrams

kamala: *manic laughter*

she tab my com till i let out a wa

she wacom on my tablet till i draw

how do they decide who gets aux at airports?

offsides is the en-pessant of football

a dragonfly landed on my fishing rod!!!1!1!!! suicide postponed!!!!1!1!!

she backed that ass up like a local disk