Hey Babe Are U The Modern Conception Of The Grind Because Damn Are You Bad For My Mental Health

Free* House!!!!!

(*one (1) savage beating per month)

they call me jerry, the way i can

reading this post gave me brain damage

hears someone pounding at my door immediately before receiving this message

me when i’m playing minecraft: you know i’m cubin’

women who say poggers gotta be one of my favourite genders

airport pro tip: store your IEDs towards the top of your luggage so that they can easily accessed during checkpoints and promptly deployed mid-flight.

99% of mathematicians quit staring intensely at the problem right before it solves itself

adderall is the thinking man’s ozempic

one must imagine sisyphus having a rewarding career

one must imagine sisyphus locking in