Absolutely Electrifying The Way Spotify Started Playing Gangnam Style Right As The Tesla Tried To Merge

pov the manhattan project

sure what's the worst that could happen

women who say poggers gotta be one of my favourite genders

anxious pirates be like “arrr u mad at me?”

she insert into my database until i query

she query on my sequel til i — no that can’t be right. there’s something here tho…

this would be a significant breakthrough in printer design imo

i think we can all agree it's a bit of a missed opportunity electronics don't have a "milk socket" you could plug some sort of milk battery into, which would slowly disperse milk into the body of the machine, possibly ruining it.

nothign wrong with me that an orgasm a glass of orange juice another orgasm tweleve hours of sleep another orgasm a fuckload of pasta another orgasm a hot bath anothe roorgasm a bullet to the head another orgasm taking up smoking anpther orgasm a large alcolgic beveerage and aother orgams wont fix

counterspell: jar of peanut butter

Set off the metal detector but instead of bringing out a regular sniffer dog it’s a guy in a fursuit and he’s reeeeeally excited

i’m not sure what a vriska is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask

sun tzu in fortnite?

how do they decide who gets aux at airports?