*wiping The Compression Artifacts Off My Face* Mmmm Another Long Day In The Jpeg Mines

Top three scariest halllween costumes:

3. Landlord

2. Sexy Landlord

1. Unsexy Landlord

me, clicking the link and watching it start slowly loading youtube on one bar of data: i’m about to have been had

i wanna be so close with a british person that they don’t do the accent when it’s just the two of us

she insert into my database until i query

she query on my sequel til i — no that can’t be right. there’s something here tho…

she skulks on my shrieker until my sensor does the warden

rush hour 2 is my favourite documentary

clicker training but for taking care of yourself

prometheus, waking up for his shift at the liver-getting-torn-out factory: i think i’ll go out for some drinks later

my phone is a catalytic converter that turns wifi into bad vibes

spoonin on the stretcher, fuckign in the hearse