Chat Can We Love And Support This Guy With Hammers?

damn shawty my understanding of ur meta cognitive process requires a bespoke model.

the speed racer movie is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of cinema of all time

i found it agian let’s goooooo

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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can we play tag???

*chess voice* hamster to microwave interior

counterspell: jar of peanut butter

Set off the metal detector but instead of bringing out a regular sniffer dog it’s a guy in a fursuit and he’s reeeeeally excited

being horny on main leads to horny jail

being romantic on main deserves real life prison

the switched to talking loudly about cell service and internet service providers.

after a merciful pause they resumed talking very patronizingly about religion with each other.

they are the only ones talking on the entire carriage.

currently listening to an irate italian grandma rant to her friends about trip planning while i take the scotrail from inverness to aviemore