Firm Believer That Cartman Had Caseoh’s Hs Build When He Was In Hs - College

firm believer that cartman had caseoh’s hs build when he was in hs - college

also fat stan canon

how do you headcanon the boys and girls body types in their 20s-30s ?

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How Do You Headcanon The Boys And Girls Body Types In Their 20s-30s ?
How Do You Headcanon The Boys And Girls Body Types In Their 20s-30s ?

Stan Marsh

💙 That boy is thiiiiick. 💙 A lot more fit in his 20s from high school football and as soon as he's done, he starts getting a tummy. It only gets bigger as he gets older. 💙 I'm gonna be so real, I absolutely love fat Stan. I wanna sit on his lap. I wanna rest my head on his tummy. I want him to squish me in a bear hug and never let go.

Kyle Broflovski

💚 This guy was an ATHLETE. Takes pretty good care of himself. 💚 Still does basketball well into his twenties. Does pick up games with teachers at the school he works at well into his thirties. 💚 Tall, lithe; Kyle is all all corded muscle and sinew.

Kenny McCormick

🧡 Coming in tohis 20s, Kenny is in great shape! Mostly because he kept up with the Mysterion persona and was parkouring around every night. 🧡 Finally drops it and gains some weight. He's softer but just as sweet. Starts growing out his beard, too. 🧡 Honestly, really comes into himself in his 30s, and his body is a big part of that.

Eric Cartman

💔 Cartman stays fat. He loses a lil weight in high school, and maintains coming into college. 💔 He gains it back (the freshman 15 hit him hard, fell back into bad habits) in college pretty quickly. 💔 Has mostly accepted that it's how his body has been an how it's gonna be, but it's still a sore spot for him.

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lowk nullpronomial but i’m in school so whatevers fine


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1 month ago

Stan Marsh headcanon;

He’s Queer/Unlabeled

in the episode where Eric becomes a girl so he can be in the girls bathroom because the boys is too packed, and Stan keeps saying he super confused about gender because of the third gender bathroom is so important to me. (I kin Stan).

Obviously you can take this and headcanon Stan as nonbinary (which i lowk do too), or him just being confused by the breach of gender binary, but as someone who is already a stan kinnie, AND is unlabeled; just want to bring up that idea. That stan is unlabeled/queer.

Something about him in that episode, it made me feel like it was deeper than just him being confused on a third gender bathroom. To him, it was like the concept that is gender was broken, he wasn’t just confused he was baffled.

This might just be wishful thinking but, it might’ve also made him reconsider his own gender. I mean from this point on, he keeps presenting male, keeps using he/him and keeps his life as a boy the same. But I always wondered if he felt insecure in that identity. He was secure in the way he was presenting himself, but he wasn’t secure as a boy.

I know it’s a stretch and projecting but I love the headcanon of it. That he WAS confused, and it DID make him think about his gender a different way, he understood that the boundaries that were placed on him weren’t really bounded by anything but societal expectation.

I like him being unlabeled because Unlabeled/Queer Stan is him dissecting the concept of gender to a point where he doesn’t feel like he fits in. He doesn’t want to have a gender, he is just Stan. (Can you tell I’m projecting).

He’s happy being masculine, he’s happy being referred to by he/him, and doing “boy” things, but thats just because he likes them, and they don’t dictate his gender. he understands that he is free. And just knowing he’s free from the gender binary is what makes him secure in his identity (or lack thereof).

You could also see it as; Stan understands that gender is boundless and is free, but ALSO continues being a cisguy because thats what makes him comfortable (maybe too afraid to step out of the gender binary, and just be aware of the non-binary genders) but he’s very understanding of trans identities.

but wheres the fun in kinning if i can’t make them me with hcs?

Sorry if this is just me yapping, lol. I just needed to get this thought out.


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2 weeks ago

motivating me to learn my family’s native tongue

Hindi is not difficult. reading in Hindi is not difficult. writing in Hindi is not difficult. counting in Hindi is not difficult. Hindi numbers are not difficult (१२३४५६७८९०). alphabets क्ष,ष,फ are not difficult. you just consume, are surrounded by and have been taught english and the latin alphabets way more than your native language and script use some sense

(this goes for any language not just hindi btw)


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1 month ago

rewatching the end of obesity special and all the times kyle grabs erics hands and drags him is so funny because eric is not fighting him at all he’s allowing kyle to drag him around.


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2 months ago

diversity hire is exactly how i felt about sevika joining the council at the end

Riot posting Sevika poster acting like she has a whole character arc in Act3 only for her to appear for 10 seconds with no lines and put her in the council as diversity hire is funny of them I'd give them that


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1 month ago

ao3 app when?


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2 weeks ago

i NEED my fine shyt to make a move

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1 month ago

growing up as the “weird kid” does alot to you as you get older. one of those things is taking away any cisness in your body.


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1 month ago
Sometimes I Get So Excited About The Show That I Have To Bite My Hand And Or Scream Im Totally Normal

Sometimes i get so excited about the show that i have to bite my hand and or scream Im totally normal btw


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