One Time I Was In An Olive Garden Bathroom And My Packer Fell Out Of My Shorts And This Ten Year Old

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

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10 months ago

a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

8 months ago

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from the ability to finish their WIPs

10 months ago

“I don’t get it,” says the demon, “This person’s lived a perfectly good and virtuous life. Why are you sending them to hell?” The angel nervously rubs the back of their head. “Honestly? We’re pretty sure they’d be happier in hell than heaven.”

1 year ago

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

10 months ago
NINJAGO ERAS TOUR JSJSJSKDN I Am Unhinged—Happy Late 13 Years Of Ninjago Ofc I Had To Relate This To

NINJAGO ERAS TOUR JSJSJSKDN I am unhinged—Happy late 13 years of Ninjago Ofc I had to relate this to Taylor Swift bc I’m not mentally well lol

Uh so some of the eras aren’t 100%accurate but I had to pick and choose and make some tough decisions—yes I did include Crystal…she’s literally based on 1989

10 months ago

meet my ninjago oc!

A young blue anthropomorphic snake with red eyes lying on his front and staring curiously at a yellow tiger plushie holding out a hand in greeting. The snake has larger flat purple scales on the top of its head, at the base of its tail and on its lower digitigrade legs but above its ankles. He has a cobra-like hood and light blue underbelly, but his right arm is covered in red scales though it is psrtially concealed by bandages. He is wearing a yellow shirt and shorts.
A drawing of the previous snake but grown up. Now, his cobra hood has two gold piercings in it, a red bandana is tied around the end of his tail, he is wearing a dark grey tank top, red varsity jacket, and tan shorts. The yellow tiger plushie peeks out from behind his leg, one of its eyes missing and replaced with a stitched 'X'.

he's a hypnobrai-fangpyre hybrid who lacks in either species' dominant abilities but makes up for it with his element - animation!

the element of animation combines the fangpyre ability to animate inanimate objects as well as the hypnobrai ability of control; none of the objects he animates have a mind of their own but sometimes he doesn't realise he's controlling them. his yellow tiger plush is a prime example of this: he believes it to be alive when its actions are simply a projection of his subconscious.

1 year ago

if you’re struggling lately, i hope this reaches you.

we will be okay. you will be okay. you will grow and evolve and heal. you will enjoy life again even if it’s not the same as it was the last time you were happy. you will live your life not feeling stuck. you will do more than survive. you will thrive.

7 months ago

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

image

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

10 months ago
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Welcome Mortals! Cherish your lives, we never know how much time we have, do we?He/Him, Star/Starself, They/ThemNinjago loving nerd who made too many mistakesUndertale loving idiot who regrets too muchCat lover who has too much on their chestSpace Lover who is questioning purposeBackrooms wanderer stuck in a daydreamBe careful with the information you tell.I keep watch.OfEverything

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